There was supoose to be a "T" in the... Ya know?

So as seeing as that no one is blogging now, I have taken it to my duty to now type to you guys now.
You have one of those days that when you do something everything goes horribly wrong? Well that happened to be when I tried to take a poopie. It all started when I had the urge to drop off the kids to the pool, and Oh my dear lord was it the most horrible urge to. So when I went over to the bathroom to bomb hiroshima, I settled myself in, and braced for impact in the shallow pool of fecal matter and urine.
So when I sprouted my chacolate banana, I pushed. Jesus it was a ridiculous size, even for myself. It felt amazing afterwards. The "I just took the biggest dump in my life" is probaly by far one of the most satisfying experiences one can enjoy.

So afterwards when I flush and wash my hands, my butthole kinda hurts. I thought, "Oh I think i might of pushed a little too hard. It'll go away in a bit."

NOPE

That damn feeling was there for atleast half the day. I could barely sit in a Gawd Damn chair. So I tried many manuevers to not sit on the gapping hole in my ass. It hurts so damn much, holy shit I thought I might cry.

But as the day wore on, the pain in my asshole slowly subsided. And it just hit me, I think I gave myself a pink sock. Then I DID cry. But then I kinda put together that, it could only happen if I were "Inserted" with .... something..
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dick..
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*sobs*

Oh and for all the slang terms to take a "Poop" is what I found.

http://www.heptune.com/poopword.html

So that ends my day. And heres my candidate for the media warefare.



Check Mate DOUCHEBAGS.

CHEA..

I dont understand the picture John made, but it sure as hell is funny as shit.

So today I had to drop my mother off at the train station. She is going to visit her friend who lives in New York. But last night she insisted on me going to one of her friends houses for dinner. Not going to lie I was a bit skeptical at first, but at the end of the night I really did enjoy myself. My mother's friend's husband is a cool guy. He says that his company gives out internships to college kids such as myself. Which is awesome because he works for a company that makes weapons for the military. So I thought that was a good offer, and agreed to apply for it when the time comes. But whats cool about him, is that he goes out and painballs and plays airsoft. WHICH I THOUGHT WAS AWESOME.

And today my graduation present came in so I was extremely happy for what I got.

Also I think that 1 vs. 100 might be a sport, with all the cursing and yelling that goes on. Some of those stupid questions are hard as shit. ITS no where near how it is in the show. WHERE THE HELL IS BOB SAGOT!?

But we should all do left 4 dead some time this week. My mother is no longer renting my room for the next 2 days. SO LETS GET ON.

Heres my attack in the media warefare.

NOPE. NOPE. NOPE.

I dont think you understand the circumstances Mr. Pond..

The medias you have selected are mediocre at best, and make me laugh.

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

FEAST YOUR EYES UPON THE HORRIBLE.... SPIDER POST.

I also need help trying to post youtube vids on my shit.. I dont know how *sad face*

But dont get my wrong Taylor I will be the America's Next Top Blogger.

So take your shitty posts and shove them right up YOUR ARSE.

SHAO LIN SHOWDOWN!!!11!1!

No Taylor, I will not accept defeat from the likes of you. I challenge you to a SHAO LIN SHOW DOWN!!

I plan on creating more blogs posts that you.

Between you and I, the rest of these folks don't really blog a whole lot. Which is why I am doing so right now at 12 in the morning, to SHOW that blogging will be turned into a competitive act. If the rest of you guys are reading this you NEED to blog more often. Its boring as hell with nothing to read. I enjoy the company of your guy's blogs. DO EEET. BLOG RIGHT NOW DAMNIT.

I challenge your Child Beater II video, WITH FUNNY SIGNS!!!

Do your worst Mr. Pond..

I Guess its "LETS ALL FUCKING BLOG THURSDAY"

Ok, I guess it is "Lets all FUCKING Blog Thursday". This is fun, we should do this every week? But anyways, nothing to do up here as usual. Boring , Boring, BORING... Play live with you guys, but some of you need some help while playing. I am not saying that some people have... how would I put it... "Problems" while playing, just that some of us need help.. Mainly Chris, he complains and bitches more than a beaten wife on the Oprah Winfrey Show. And could those whiney bitches go on.. and on... and on...

But on another story, everyone has their own.. "Dreams" or in a language we all know is "Fantasies". Now, don't get me wrong its not with some make believe who-haw character... Though some I wish were real.. BUT. With nothing to do at my new house, I sit in this comfy chair, and watch what ever is on T.V. And to make sure that my itellengence has not left me, I watch GSN (Game Show Network). And sure enough.... I've gotten stupidier.

But... Watching this new game show called "20 Q".


I thought this was going to be a really retarded show, when the hostess come out. This being the actual hostess.


Her name is Cat Deeley, and I have a.. Facination with her... I am a horrible person I know, this makes me that one creepy weird guy that just sits in front of his computer and chronically masturbates to make believe garbage. But I would do unspeakable things with/to her.. Ugh.. I don't normally do this.. I hate myself.. *Sobbing*

But I am glad that you guys are having fun with what ever you do. I sure as hell arn't. Jason needs to get his xbox live up and running sometime.

IF YOU ARE READING THIS JASON, STOP STROKING YOUR ESP AND GET ON LIVE.

I STILL don't have a job.. I've sent about... oh.. 15 applications, and NONE OF THESE ASSHOLES REPLY BACK. Some do saying, "Your skills don't match our requirements". I am going to go postal on the jesebel fuck who told me that.

I just ate a cheeseburger.. and I think I have to drop the kids off at the pool, so im going to end this before it becomes a monsoon in my pants. And to end the blog, here is funny made at 'Twilight".

Click it to enlarge.... BIIIIIIIIGGG OOOOOOOOH

Ever heard of Tasty Cakes?

Heres the deal, I'm now looking for car insurence and have found a candidate. All those other car insurers that you see on TV are utter bullshit, don't believe those assholes for a second.

I went for my free quote from Geico, EVIDENTLY a 96 Jeep Grand Charokee will cost me 350 bucks a month. Like hell i would.

Next was Esurence, you know that company thats strictly animated due to the fact that all their representatives are probaly not human at all. Can you believe those assholes want 450 dollars from me? The fuck honestly.

So I went to Progressive, the one with that extremely retarded brunette. Yeah, that "create your own plan" is bullshit. Dickheads want 350 from me also. FUCK THIS MONOPOLISTIC IDEA OF CAR INSURENCE.

Statefarm, holy shit a company thats finaly American. I send my info off, they call back with a quote for me. That company is really nice, or atleast the lady on the phone was to me. They want 239 from me, which is awesome alone. But if i send my transcript they take it down to 189.

I think I've found a winner. WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER!!!

Got Xbox live up and running, my room is kickass.

The game that is most played for the past few days? Left 4 Dead baby.

Playing with all you guys is the most fun I can personally have. I actually look foward into playing with you guys everynight.

Everyone screaming and yelling. Popular catch phrases being shouted out, its awesome.

JASON IF YOU ARE READING THIS, GET ON AND STOP DICKING AROUND.

Heres a picture for Jason's ESP. lmao

Some one should get Grace to blog, that would be hilarious.

Oh yea, Tasty Cakes are the best thing to ever happen. They're like Debbie Moore but like 100x better. Which no thing compensates.

Looking for a CAR, AAAWWH SHIT

So, heres the thing. I have to find myself a car. Well shit, so I start hitting the used car sites. Most of which I have found some cool ones. I was thinking of getting a 92 T-bird, but my fatha says the sports car will be hell on my insurence. So I keep looking.

I need a car which can handle the snow. Baltimore gets a shit load of it when the winter season hits. So now im looking toward jeeps. I've found two candidates. A 92 Jeep Wrangler, and a 89 Jeep Grand Charokee.

I thought "Oh cool, I've got one sweetass ride now." NOPE.

Charokee has 100k+ miles, and the Wrangler is a stick shift. WELL FUCK.

So I now have to decide whether to hope and pray to God that the Charokee wont bust. OR.. Say fuck it and learn stick shift.

Now I personally dont mind learning stick. It might be fun.. But oh well.

Shoot me some ideas for which i should take. OR give me some ideas on what kind of car I should get. BUT the car has to be able to handle atleast 1-2 feet of snow. Front Wheel drive is a must. HELP ME OUT HERE.

Glad to hear some of you guys are blogging now. It was lonely blogging all by meself.

Take care buds

XBOX LIVE HERE I CO... WHAT!? WELL FUCK

So heres the thing. I bought my entertainment the other day. It consists of a 37 inch TV, and a brand spanking new xbox 360 (thanks to Jason, slapped on the warranty).

Just the other day, Grandparents ordered me a bed. It came yesterday, so June 2, and put it all together. It doesn't have a frame for it, so we have to go out shopping for one here. But it's a spring mattress, but ontop is that temper-pedic mattress thing. And it feels AMAZING.

But anyways, I was looking at the TV and xbox and thinking to myself,
"This is gonna be awesome, gonna play with the boys in the hood."

But something hit me. How am I going to get connected to xbox live? I suggested to my grandpap a wireless adapter. Hes kinda techno savey, and says interference will play a problem.
So we have to run an ethernet from an upper floor, to a lower one. Meaning, a hole has to be drilled. We order the cable today, so Wednesday is what we're hoping for, givning us time to plan out our attack between floors.

SO only about a week more, and I'll be hooked up boys.

Shouldn't be long, wish me luck!