Old Times Sake

So I write this post because I chose to remember the days years back.

Weren't those the good ol' days? Not having to worry about anything. Free to roam about and what not. To be a kid again. But there are those things that bring us back to those times. Things such as the games we once played as a kid. I still remember playing Koala.. Now that damn thing is 150 bucks. Unbelievable.

But what brings me back was being with my mom. Remembering how good it felt to be around somebody who knew what to do. I believe family is strong, and the heritage is something to be proud of. Now I don't do good with touchy feeling kinda posts. But I would just like to thank myself for remembering the good times. And the thing that brings me back to the days of the past is a song actually.

Now this song was brought to me by my older cousins (full Korean.. I know how you assholes like to be racist towards asians.) and kinda stuck with me.

Now I don't care if you like it or not. But for me its a way to get back. Now yo don't have to look at the pictures, in fact I recommend you don't. It's just pictures of the group. Kinda boring stuff.

Few things.

Yes, its in Korean.

No, I will not translate it.

No, I do not know what they are saying. I am not fluent.

No flamers please.



But thats just me. And please don't hate just because its oriental. I know how you racist bastards are.

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Anne Hathaway is UGLY.

Just becuase it is all natural, doesnt make it right. I do believe she is nice looking, but by the fact her face looks like a dog mauled it makes it repulsive. I say these hurtful things to counteract the abusive words that you slandered about my blog.

Now call me whatever you wish. But I think Halle Berry is drop dead beautiful. She is not a fake. And she is waaay hotter than that... Chew toy Anne Hathaway.

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Celebrations in the north

Kinda Creepy.

Ok

I am honored to be the pinnicle of this drawing phenomenon.
But I have too, drawn myself. To show you bastards how its done.

I do like being drawn in so many different ways. But it is starting to creep the shit outa me just a little bit. I mean its like I got the attention of a freak show celebrity. Now my computer is doing that typing thing when you type something wrong, and you go to the mistake and correct it, it doesnt moved the whole word over. Just writes over. Fuck this thing.

Now, I know that I am not a book kinda guy but, there is this one book that I picked up in Barns & Nobles. The book is called "The Alphabet of Manliness". I am seriously considering composing a library of hilarious books.

Todays Show is brought to you by the letter "A".

"A" is for Asskicking. Here's an example.

I don't know who came up with the idea of the alphabet for men, but it seems like th ekind of book for me. God damn, I should've bought it.

But I feel so left out, not being able to create a short story of my own. I think all I can do is illustrate for the author. That being Jason or.. Kinsey. Taylor I'm sorry to say that all your stories end up being with two guys making out, and living happily ever after. Even though that is a disgusting ending and no one wants to hear about it. It's quite gay. Maybe you should enter the realm of Gay Romance Novels. Hilarious? I think so.

But Jason's remark to us being "Brutes" and Alec being "Appriciative" are two things that are purely false. How the hell can Alec appriciate the story, if he binges on fucking frosted animal crackers and talks about having constipation. Which leads me to conclude that Alec's sudden constipation is in fact caused by unhealthy eating. Coinsidence? Perhaps. But its PURE FACT MY CHILD.

And I'm sure that all of us can appriciate a good story. And only if its a good story. None of the slow and boring ones. But Jason's material is good quality.

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Names Kinsey... John Motha Fuckin Kinsey.

So, seeing as John is the only one here with MS Paint talent, I drew John because hes drawn me. Its only good to pay back the privilage of drawing someone.

But I didn't draw Kinsey as a half naked dick model... Like he did to me. Not saying I dont like being a fantastic dick model.. I think its fucking awesome.

So this is my interpretation of John as hes about to kill every sickly person in a hospital in the middle of nowhere, becuase they wont be able to track down his murderous ways. And I did it on our beloved MS Paint.



If anyone else wants a pic. First draw me. Then Only will I consider you worthy of my MS Paint drawing!

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First Miley, Now Venessa... Where's Selena Gomez!?

So, as seeing that no one is blogging (except for John) I'll do the honors of starting us off.


So my mom and I went to her friends house. All her friends are from college, and just happened to be around the Baltimore area. But anyways, we're over there and for dinner we got some veitnamese noodles. Now from what I was told is that the sauce for it (a soy sauce kind of paste) was a home made recipe. Like most people, I do not pay any attention towards anything I eat. Even though I am about to start now. So I ate a whole fucking bowl of this stuff. Was good, I mean any asain food is good. But today, oh god..


My insides feel as if they had been on roller coaster of bowel movements. It feels terrible. I mean, waking up, take a dump..


Take my car to the mechanic to get the "Check Engine" light off. I thought that all I needed was a routine oil change, well.. THINGS DON'T ALWAYS GO ACCORDING PLAN. I needed a new vacuum hose, my was evidently torn to shit. And that shit costed me 474 FUCKING DOLLARS. I am a broke ass nigguh, and gots no money to pay for child support.


But then, when I drop off my car at the mechanic we go out shopping. Even after shopping, my bowels were a loose pickle jar everyone has had a chance to open. And after letting 3 - 4 people attempt to open the jar, they have loosend it for the 5th person. Well my colon could barely keep itself together. I RAN to get all the groceries in the house. Ran to the bathroom. Locked door. Started panting. But the relief you feel when you take a massive dump was AMAZING.


Well enough with that.


Now.. When I opened up my windows explorer. Hate all you want. But once opening the Internet Explorer, my homepage is on HP Laptop home thing. Its got all this news about shit thats going on at the moment. So.. Venessa Hudgens.. High School Musical jesebel fuck. But a beautiful one.. WELL.. She has nude photos of herself, and it magically has been uploaded to our world wide web. Well.. I had to see for myself. I start up ol' Mr. Google. And this what I punch in the search bar: "Venessa Hudgens Pic". Well first thing that came to mind was.. damn she has a nice body. And second.. Why in the hell would she post this shit on the web? But third.. I was kinda glad she did, I always wondered what she looked like naked.


Well to save you all the trouble of searching yourselves. I have taken the liberty of uploading these pictures. And I will not take any credit for finding/uploading them. I will take no responsability for what will happen to anyone with this material being placed as "child pornography".

AND NOW FOR THE MEDIA OFF!

Even though these pictures have already won me the gold.

Needs Shoes

Ok, so here is the deal.

I got nothing to write about, and its just a boring boring day. But since we're on the subject of apple I would like to write a little something about him. Here is a big of a poem for him.

Ahem.

The Loud Apple

Oh Apple, how sweet your cries
Just the sound of when your character dies.

Playing any game, Left 4 Dead or Bad Company
With me, Josh, Conner, Thanh, Jason, and Kinzey. (forgive me John if I have spelled your name wrong..)

You bitching, and screaming "WHAT THE FU.."
Sounds like a beaten wife on Oprah.

We tell you to stop your complaining
But you bitch and moan about everything.

Just shut the fuck up already
You little ol Jewish Lady.

I have beaten you in Marvel vs. Capcom 2
Because your ass kicking is long over due.

And for anyone who is reading this, and has Apple to see
Slap him once. NO, TWICE for me.


Thank you, and publish this when any of you become a author. But give me credibility for that, and I swaer there wont be any civil law suit against you.

Here is more useless funny for the blog wars. And for the weak hearted (i.e Taylor) look away.
But for the rest of you who know what funny is, please enjoy.