Thursday, November 5, 2009
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Airsoft
So now i have been planning on posting this story of mine for a few days now, but have been swamped by exams and shit for class. So with my free 20 minutes here, i'm going to hopefully post the entire story that took place on Saturday.
We wait in our side. My fingers tightly griping the MP5 in my hands. Its so quiet, you can hear the wind rush by. You only know that in a few seconds, the ref will scream "ONE!".
I look to my left, and see a team member with a MP5 silenced (just a barrel attachment). And to my right, couple of guys with M4 carbines.
I check my vest. I check my spare clips. Knowing that this gun will eat through much of my ammo. I flip the switch. safety is no longer on, its now fully automatic. Now everyone starts to count down the seconds till the match starts. Much is going through my head, but the match is first priority.
"ONE!"
Here we go..
"GO GO GO"
The rush of the starting point of a game, and i go with a squad of 2 making 3. Our team was of a total 9 people. 3 to the left, 3 down the center, and 3 to the right. Our squads plan was to take over the middle section of the map, and if possible push them back into they're spawn. This map we're playing on looks like Shipment from CoD4, but a bit larger. But it does have all the empty containers laying around. I take cover behind a crate, and have a barrage of bb's come my way. My two squad mates take cover beside me. I tell them we need to put down suppressive fire on them. They agree. So all 3 of us pop up and put down a storm on the enemy. But as i'm shooting at the 2 opposing team mates, something catches my eye in the background. It's another one, running along the back side. I finally saw what it was.
"Sniperrr! Sniper on the right side!" I yelled.
The right squad asks for a location.
"Behind the bunker to the right, right in front of you!"
I hear them talking, and they yell back "Keep your heads low. Some one drive a flank on that position!"
I tell my squad that we have to push up further into their own side. While i'm changing my clip two of them rush for the the barricade in front of me. I lay down from suppressive fire to help them. But both of them have been hit and now must run back to the spawn point.
Now its just me. I take a peek above my crate. Two of them shooting at my position. The left squad then makes a sweeping motion and cleanses the middle of the opposing team. We make a push forward, taking heavy fire from the red team. By this point, the red team decides not to push against us, but to rather camp their spawning point and the barricades around it. I dump my clip in exchange for a new one, and pull the trigger to be sure of jams. But to my horror the battery is drained. My gun is now worthless. I look around, not knowing what to do. I see a member who went and swung around left. I ask him if hes got anything i can borrow for the time being seeing that my gun is now weight. He checks his pockets, then rips the Colt.45 from his holster on this chest.
"It's only got 12 shots" he tells me.
"Guess I'll have to make them count then" I replied.
It's a gas powered pistol, very powerful, but only at 20 or so feet from a target. Which is just fine for this kind of close quarter combat.
I make a dash for the right side, and take cover behind a crate. That damn sniper was still there. Pinned down the right side along with one of them who had a LMG. I signal the right side that I'm going to "gung ho" it to the sniper and shoot the two that have set up shop. They signal me to go ahead. I run, while the two on the right give me cover.
The sniper and LMG gunner haven't seen me. Now is my chance.
I pop up and fire 2 shots into the sniper, and 3 into the LMG gunner. One of which struck the sniper in the ear, and two into the LMG gunner's head. Confirmed kills.
With just 4 of the opposing team left, we make a push into the spawn on the red team. Two of them surrender their arms, and walk off to the spawn. Pansies. Now leaving our team of eight with two of them left. A few of the green team mates yell.
"Lets rush them now! On the count of 3!"
I make sure I got ammo in my clip for the next assault.
"3 GO GO GO"
We rush the spawn, they unleash a heavy fire on us. We lose three of us on the assault, but get one behind a crate. Now leaving us with one to get. He knows that hes doomed. It's an eminent feeling of being shot up by an entire team.
We saw he only had a pump shotgun and a M4 Carbine left. We were at a stand off with on another for atleast 3 minutes. He was running out of ammo. At first he threw out his shot gun, then his M4.. He then pulls out this desert eagle gas power pistol, and waits. Waiting for the moment at which he'll have to use it. I used three shots on the rush to the spawn. Leaving me with only four left. I signal to the left that me and the middle squad mate are going in.
He nods.
And in a split second, he and his other team mate give us suppressive fire. We rush in, and with pistol drawn, I shot him all four times. Two in the head, and one in the chest and one in the arm. And I am a good 15 feet from him, so its going to leave him a gift in a couple days.
"Game over!!!" the ref yells.
Green team. flawless victory.
We wait in our side. My fingers tightly griping the MP5 in my hands. Its so quiet, you can hear the wind rush by. You only know that in a few seconds, the ref will scream "ONE!".
I look to my left, and see a team member with a MP5 silenced (just a barrel attachment). And to my right, couple of guys with M4 carbines.
I check my vest. I check my spare clips. Knowing that this gun will eat through much of my ammo. I flip the switch. safety is no longer on, its now fully automatic. Now everyone starts to count down the seconds till the match starts. Much is going through my head, but the match is first priority.
"ONE!"
Here we go..
"GO GO GO"
The rush of the starting point of a game, and i go with a squad of 2 making 3. Our team was of a total 9 people. 3 to the left, 3 down the center, and 3 to the right. Our squads plan was to take over the middle section of the map, and if possible push them back into they're spawn. This map we're playing on looks like Shipment from CoD4, but a bit larger. But it does have all the empty containers laying around. I take cover behind a crate, and have a barrage of bb's come my way. My two squad mates take cover beside me. I tell them we need to put down suppressive fire on them. They agree. So all 3 of us pop up and put down a storm on the enemy. But as i'm shooting at the 2 opposing team mates, something catches my eye in the background. It's another one, running along the back side. I finally saw what it was.
"Sniperrr! Sniper on the right side!" I yelled.
The right squad asks for a location.
"Behind the bunker to the right, right in front of you!"
I hear them talking, and they yell back "Keep your heads low. Some one drive a flank on that position!"
I tell my squad that we have to push up further into their own side. While i'm changing my clip two of them rush for the the barricade in front of me. I lay down from suppressive fire to help them. But both of them have been hit and now must run back to the spawn point.
Now its just me. I take a peek above my crate. Two of them shooting at my position. The left squad then makes a sweeping motion and cleanses the middle of the opposing team. We make a push forward, taking heavy fire from the red team. By this point, the red team decides not to push against us, but to rather camp their spawning point and the barricades around it. I dump my clip in exchange for a new one, and pull the trigger to be sure of jams. But to my horror the battery is drained. My gun is now worthless. I look around, not knowing what to do. I see a member who went and swung around left. I ask him if hes got anything i can borrow for the time being seeing that my gun is now weight. He checks his pockets, then rips the Colt.45 from his holster on this chest.
"It's only got 12 shots" he tells me.
"Guess I'll have to make them count then" I replied.
It's a gas powered pistol, very powerful, but only at 20 or so feet from a target. Which is just fine for this kind of close quarter combat.
I make a dash for the right side, and take cover behind a crate. That damn sniper was still there. Pinned down the right side along with one of them who had a LMG. I signal the right side that I'm going to "gung ho" it to the sniper and shoot the two that have set up shop. They signal me to go ahead. I run, while the two on the right give me cover.
The sniper and LMG gunner haven't seen me. Now is my chance.
I pop up and fire 2 shots into the sniper, and 3 into the LMG gunner. One of which struck the sniper in the ear, and two into the LMG gunner's head. Confirmed kills.
With just 4 of the opposing team left, we make a push into the spawn on the red team. Two of them surrender their arms, and walk off to the spawn. Pansies. Now leaving our team of eight with two of them left. A few of the green team mates yell.
"Lets rush them now! On the count of 3!"
I make sure I got ammo in my clip for the next assault.
"3 GO GO GO"
We rush the spawn, they unleash a heavy fire on us. We lose three of us on the assault, but get one behind a crate. Now leaving us with one to get. He knows that hes doomed. It's an eminent feeling of being shot up by an entire team.
We saw he only had a pump shotgun and a M4 Carbine left. We were at a stand off with on another for atleast 3 minutes. He was running out of ammo. At first he threw out his shot gun, then his M4.. He then pulls out this desert eagle gas power pistol, and waits. Waiting for the moment at which he'll have to use it. I used three shots on the rush to the spawn. Leaving me with only four left. I signal to the left that me and the middle squad mate are going in.
He nods.
And in a split second, he and his other team mate give us suppressive fire. We rush in, and with pistol drawn, I shot him all four times. Two in the head, and one in the chest and one in the arm. And I am a good 15 feet from him, so its going to leave him a gift in a couple days.
"Game over!!!" the ref yells.
Green team. flawless victory.
Friday, September 25, 2009
Cases of Irony
So today was kinda of a 2 step day.
I slept, and then went to work.
I went to bed around 3 o'clock the night before. Doing last minute homework for fucking chemistry. Then went to bed. And my god, it was the most worthwhile sleep i have ever experienced. I woke up, and found it to be 11. I turned my alarm off, and went back to sleep. I wake up a second time, and find it is 2 o'clock. Now i am thinking i have to get up for work. I do, i eat my left over Stromboli from the night before.
And let me tell you. If you EVER get a chance to order a stromboli, you fucking do it. You do it for me, for yourself, for America. Because there is nothing better than fucking stromboli on a Wednesday night after just masturbated and having a famine and lack of energy.
And if you dont know what a stromboli is, google it. But i will save you the time and effort of it. And if you are reading this after you have just looked for stromboli on google, you are retarded for wasting your own precious time.
Stromboli, is what you get when you cross breed a Pizza and (from what i got. Cheese steak) and cheese steak. Its got the outer shell of like a pizza crust, and the inside of melted cheese and peppered steak. I dont care if its death on a fork, and im not joking, by the looks of this thing it will clog my arteries by the age of 20 if i ate this thing for the rest of my days. Gooey cheese and the crispy crust and peppered steak is just matrimony. Ah... Happiness.
But getting back to topic. Irony.
I thought it was funny as hell from what people buy at a gas station. They'll mix and match with the items, to give some.. odd results.
Take this lady that comes in. Looks normal, except the face she seems that she can shed of a pound or two. Or maybe 20... 30. Okay 40. But she heads to the cooler to get something to drink. Im working at the lotto machine, and see her coming up. I greet myself to her, and she does the same. She then places V8 on the counter. Now i've only had V8 once in my life, and its the most disgusting thing i've ever drank. But she got it, and i thought "Ok, maybe she heard me about the 40 pounds, and feels offended and obligated to lose the weight." Shes trying to be healthy. Good for her. But then she asks "Can i also get a pack of Marlboro Lights?" Bombshell. So much for healthy. Why in the fuck would you go out of your way to drink something so distasteful, and then piss all that away for a stick filled with fecal matter and rat poison?
When she turns and walks off, i have a disgusted look on my face. And then laughed. Does that make me a terrible person?
OR take this for example.
Guy and his fat girlfriend walk in. I look at the guy, looks like slim shady got fucked by two homies. And then there is his girlfriend. Good god. Looks like she not only fell from the ugly tree, but then got ran over by the ugly truck. And every tire hit her. But its not that what makes this funny, its what they ask for. The guy asks for condoms. I say there are some on the shelf next to me. He takes a look at the selection we have which is really only 4 different kinds. The girlfriend is in an awkward sense, but the guy seems glad hes getting condoms. Then he asks me "Yo, can i get dem magnums?" I look at him. I think, hes white, such a joke. "Sure" i reply. "Hey can i also get a pack of them Extenz too man?" Wait.. Did he just ask for a dick grow? What the fuck? Why dont you just fucking get the wrappers that fucking fit your junk and be happy with. Honestly, why the hell would you go out of your way for your Hanna Montana ugly betty look alike, and then grow your shit. And above all that, wrap it with whats ment for people who actually have the correct size.
Some people these days. What the hell.
VIDEOS.
I slept, and then went to work.
I went to bed around 3 o'clock the night before. Doing last minute homework for fucking chemistry. Then went to bed. And my god, it was the most worthwhile sleep i have ever experienced. I woke up, and found it to be 11. I turned my alarm off, and went back to sleep. I wake up a second time, and find it is 2 o'clock. Now i am thinking i have to get up for work. I do, i eat my left over Stromboli from the night before.
And let me tell you. If you EVER get a chance to order a stromboli, you fucking do it. You do it for me, for yourself, for America. Because there is nothing better than fucking stromboli on a Wednesday night after just masturbated and having a famine and lack of energy.
And if you dont know what a stromboli is, google it. But i will save you the time and effort of it. And if you are reading this after you have just looked for stromboli on google, you are retarded for wasting your own precious time.
Stromboli, is what you get when you cross breed a Pizza and (from what i got. Cheese steak) and cheese steak. Its got the outer shell of like a pizza crust, and the inside of melted cheese and peppered steak. I dont care if its death on a fork, and im not joking, by the looks of this thing it will clog my arteries by the age of 20 if i ate this thing for the rest of my days. Gooey cheese and the crispy crust and peppered steak is just matrimony. Ah... Happiness.
But getting back to topic. Irony.
I thought it was funny as hell from what people buy at a gas station. They'll mix and match with the items, to give some.. odd results.
Take this lady that comes in. Looks normal, except the face she seems that she can shed of a pound or two. Or maybe 20... 30. Okay 40. But she heads to the cooler to get something to drink. Im working at the lotto machine, and see her coming up. I greet myself to her, and she does the same. She then places V8 on the counter. Now i've only had V8 once in my life, and its the most disgusting thing i've ever drank. But she got it, and i thought "Ok, maybe she heard me about the 40 pounds, and feels offended and obligated to lose the weight." Shes trying to be healthy. Good for her. But then she asks "Can i also get a pack of Marlboro Lights?" Bombshell. So much for healthy. Why in the fuck would you go out of your way to drink something so distasteful, and then piss all that away for a stick filled with fecal matter and rat poison?
When she turns and walks off, i have a disgusted look on my face. And then laughed. Does that make me a terrible person?
OR take this for example.
Guy and his fat girlfriend walk in. I look at the guy, looks like slim shady got fucked by two homies. And then there is his girlfriend. Good god. Looks like she not only fell from the ugly tree, but then got ran over by the ugly truck. And every tire hit her. But its not that what makes this funny, its what they ask for. The guy asks for condoms. I say there are some on the shelf next to me. He takes a look at the selection we have which is really only 4 different kinds. The girlfriend is in an awkward sense, but the guy seems glad hes getting condoms. Then he asks me "Yo, can i get dem magnums?" I look at him. I think, hes white, such a joke. "Sure" i reply. "Hey can i also get a pack of them Extenz too man?" Wait.. Did he just ask for a dick grow? What the fuck? Why dont you just fucking get the wrappers that fucking fit your junk and be happy with. Honestly, why the hell would you go out of your way for your Hanna Montana ugly betty look alike, and then grow your shit. And above all that, wrap it with whats ment for people who actually have the correct size.
Some people these days. What the hell.
VIDEOS.
Monday, September 21, 2009
Doubts
So, I've noticed that I am the only one now that hasnt blogged ina while. Which I am trying to break that habit, but I have been buried in homework up to my testicles. And if any of you can solve for the lb (mass) of density times the volume of air, please send me a reply.
But I have had something on my mind that i thought that needs to be out with. My calculus teacher, is kinda of a.. interesting figure. He looks like a cross between Benjamin Franklin and Peter. But the looks of this guy isnt what bothers me. It's his teaching method. Now call me picky, but how in the hell are you suppose to learn new material if your instructor says "um" or "uh" about every other word? I've counted today, because we went over derivatives. 118 "Uh's" and 66 "Um's". Now this leads me to think that he may suffer from old age or alzheimers, but still how the fuck are the rest of the students suppose to get this. I look to my right and find a kid struggling to keep his hand still and avoid doing a faceplant into the foldable desk. Which i would laugh uncontrollably at him. But then I look to my left and find a group of orientals. I was like, "lucky bastards.. you know what hes going to say without him even knowing what he'll say next. ESP? Mind readers? Then what if they can read my mind on how hot this asian chick right next to me is.. Oh shit?!"
But besides that, Its just been busy. I work at a BP Gas station. I get the shit end of the stick for hours. Mostly 3 - 12 am shifts. But hell, its probably one of the most easiest jobs i've ever done. I played chess sunday night for 4 hours, and got payed for it. I was told that the managers dont really mind unless it takes attention away from the customers. But then again, i ask myself who the hell comes into a gas station at 11 o'clock at night? Oh yea.. The pregnant white chicks and homie black guys. Honestly, i dont think i've ever sold more menthol cigarettes to people in one week than i have in months at CVS. And yes im saying more blacks smoke menthol than whites. Racist? OR just stating a fact that no one else will? Pansies.
And i did read Taylors blog. Not sure what to make of it. I mean he drew me as an octapus for shits sakes. And hes a fish. Kinda awkward. But i found it hilarious. And there is no way in hell, and i repeat, NO WAY IN HELL I would give both my kidneys to save any of you. So i still need half a kidney. Then we'll compromise on the other half. Maybe you guys can fight over it like a gladiator arena, and kill each other while slowly dying yourselves. Oooh.. Dark and creepy. Lets stop that for now.
Found this video not too long ago. This songs been stuck in my head for a looong time, and was excited when i found out what it actually was. And i think we should do it for shits and giggles.
and heres a funny
But I have had something on my mind that i thought that needs to be out with. My calculus teacher, is kinda of a.. interesting figure. He looks like a cross between Benjamin Franklin and Peter. But the looks of this guy isnt what bothers me. It's his teaching method. Now call me picky, but how in the hell are you suppose to learn new material if your instructor says "um" or "uh" about every other word? I've counted today, because we went over derivatives. 118 "Uh's" and 66 "Um's". Now this leads me to think that he may suffer from old age or alzheimers, but still how the fuck are the rest of the students suppose to get this. I look to my right and find a kid struggling to keep his hand still and avoid doing a faceplant into the foldable desk. Which i would laugh uncontrollably at him. But then I look to my left and find a group of orientals. I was like, "lucky bastards.. you know what hes going to say without him even knowing what he'll say next. ESP? Mind readers? Then what if they can read my mind on how hot this asian chick right next to me is.. Oh shit?!"
But besides that, Its just been busy. I work at a BP Gas station. I get the shit end of the stick for hours. Mostly 3 - 12 am shifts. But hell, its probably one of the most easiest jobs i've ever done. I played chess sunday night for 4 hours, and got payed for it. I was told that the managers dont really mind unless it takes attention away from the customers. But then again, i ask myself who the hell comes into a gas station at 11 o'clock at night? Oh yea.. The pregnant white chicks and homie black guys. Honestly, i dont think i've ever sold more menthol cigarettes to people in one week than i have in months at CVS. And yes im saying more blacks smoke menthol than whites. Racist? OR just stating a fact that no one else will? Pansies.
And i did read Taylors blog. Not sure what to make of it. I mean he drew me as an octapus for shits sakes. And hes a fish. Kinda awkward. But i found it hilarious. And there is no way in hell, and i repeat, NO WAY IN HELL I would give both my kidneys to save any of you. So i still need half a kidney. Then we'll compromise on the other half. Maybe you guys can fight over it like a gladiator arena, and kill each other while slowly dying yourselves. Oooh.. Dark and creepy. Lets stop that for now.
Found this video not too long ago. This songs been stuck in my head for a looong time, and was excited when i found out what it actually was. And i think we should do it for shits and giggles.
and heres a funny
Wednesday, September 9, 2009
Just in time
So I know I haven't been blogging a whole lot lately. Due to school, and other work that needs attending to.
I'm upset that now I have to post a new post, and all that discussion on the other one is now probally forgotten information. But I still think that was one of the funniest things some of you have wrote (i.e Taylor).
I still think "the worst" pick up lines are funny as shit.
But this post is an hour before I have to go to school, and can not think of anything on the dime to talk about. Sorry for that folks, just have to wait a little bit longer for an actual post.
But here is a funny.
I'm upset that now I have to post a new post, and all that discussion on the other one is now probally forgotten information. But I still think that was one of the funniest things some of you have wrote (i.e Taylor).
I still think "the worst" pick up lines are funny as shit.
But this post is an hour before I have to go to school, and can not think of anything on the dime to talk about. Sorry for that folks, just have to wait a little bit longer for an actual post.
But here is a funny.
Sunday, August 30, 2009
Old Times Sake
So I write this post because I chose to remember the days years back.
Weren't those the good ol' days? Not having to worry about anything. Free to roam about and what not. To be a kid again. But there are those things that bring us back to those times. Things such as the games we once played as a kid. I still remember playing Koala.. Now that damn thing is 150 bucks. Unbelievable.
But what brings me back was being with my mom. Remembering how good it felt to be around somebody who knew what to do. I believe family is strong, and the heritage is something to be proud of. Now I don't do good with touchy feeling kinda posts. But I would just like to thank myself for remembering the good times. And the thing that brings me back to the days of the past is a song actually.
Now this song was brought to me by my older cousins (full Korean.. I know how you assholes like to be racist towards asians.) and kinda stuck with me.
Now I don't care if you like it or not. But for me its a way to get back. Now yo don't have to look at the pictures, in fact I recommend you don't. It's just pictures of the group. Kinda boring stuff.
Few things.
Yes, its in Korean.
No, I will not translate it.
No, I do not know what they are saying. I am not fluent.
No flamers please.
But thats just me. And please don't hate just because its oriental. I know how you racist bastards are.
MORE FUNNY VIDEOS
Enjoy
Weren't those the good ol' days? Not having to worry about anything. Free to roam about and what not. To be a kid again. But there are those things that bring us back to those times. Things such as the games we once played as a kid. I still remember playing Koala.. Now that damn thing is 150 bucks. Unbelievable.
But what brings me back was being with my mom. Remembering how good it felt to be around somebody who knew what to do. I believe family is strong, and the heritage is something to be proud of. Now I don't do good with touchy feeling kinda posts. But I would just like to thank myself for remembering the good times. And the thing that brings me back to the days of the past is a song actually.
Now this song was brought to me by my older cousins (full Korean.. I know how you assholes like to be racist towards asians.) and kinda stuck with me.
Now I don't care if you like it or not. But for me its a way to get back. Now yo don't have to look at the pictures, in fact I recommend you don't. It's just pictures of the group. Kinda boring stuff.
Few things.
Yes, its in Korean.
No, I will not translate it.
No, I do not know what they are saying. I am not fluent.
No flamers please.
But thats just me. And please don't hate just because its oriental. I know how you racist bastards are.
MORE FUNNY VIDEOS
Enjoy
Monday, August 24, 2009
Anne Hathaway is UGLY.
Just becuase it is all natural, doesnt make it right. I do believe she is nice looking, but by the fact her face looks like a dog mauled it makes it repulsive. I say these hurtful things to counteract the abusive words that you slandered about my blog.
Now call me whatever you wish. But I think Halle Berry is drop dead beautiful. She is not a fake. And she is waaay hotter than that... Chew toy Anne Hathaway.
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GET THE THINMINTS!
Monday, August 17, 2009
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
Kinda Creepy.
Ok
I am honored to be the pinnicle of this drawing phenomenon.
But I have too, drawn myself. To show you bastards how its done.
But I have too, drawn myself. To show you bastards how its done.
I do like being drawn in so many different ways. But it is starting to creep the shit outa me just a little bit. I mean its like I got the attention of a freak show celebrity. Now my computer is doing that typing thing when you type something wrong, and you go to the mistake and correct it, it doesnt moved the whole word over. Just writes over. Fuck this thing.
Now, I know that I am not a book kinda guy but, there is this one book that I picked up in Barns & Nobles. The book is called "The Alphabet of Manliness". I am seriously considering composing a library of hilarious books.
Todays Show is brought to you by the letter "A".
"A" is for Asskicking. Here's an example.
I don't know who came up with the idea of the alphabet for men, but it seems like th ekind of book for me. God damn, I should've bought it.
But I feel so left out, not being able to create a short story of my own. I think all I can do is illustrate for the author. That being Jason or.. Kinsey. Taylor I'm sorry to say that all your stories end up being with two guys making out, and living happily ever after. Even though that is a disgusting ending and no one wants to hear about it. It's quite gay. Maybe you should enter the realm of Gay Romance Novels. Hilarious? I think so.
But Jason's remark to us being "Brutes" and Alec being "Appriciative" are two things that are purely false. How the hell can Alec appriciate the story, if he binges on fucking frosted animal crackers and talks about having constipation. Which leads me to conclude that Alec's sudden constipation is in fact caused by unhealthy eating. Coinsidence? Perhaps. But its PURE FACT MY CHILD.
And I'm sure that all of us can appriciate a good story. And only if its a good story. None of the slow and boring ones. But Jason's material is good quality.
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Sunday, August 9, 2009
Names Kinsey... John Motha Fuckin Kinsey.
So, seeing as John is the only one here with MS Paint talent, I drew John because hes drawn me. Its only good to pay back the privilage of drawing someone.
But I didn't draw Kinsey as a half naked dick model... Like he did to me. Not saying I dont like being a fantastic dick model.. I think its fucking awesome.
So this is my interpretation of John as hes about to kill every sickly person in a hospital in the middle of nowhere, becuase they wont be able to track down his murderous ways. And I did it on our beloved MS Paint.
If anyone else wants a pic. First draw me. Then Only will I consider you worthy of my MS Paint drawing!
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But I didn't draw Kinsey as a half naked dick model... Like he did to me. Not saying I dont like being a fantastic dick model.. I think its fucking awesome.
So this is my interpretation of John as hes about to kill every sickly person in a hospital in the middle of nowhere, becuase they wont be able to track down his murderous ways. And I did it on our beloved MS Paint.
If anyone else wants a pic. First draw me. Then Only will I consider you worthy of my MS Paint drawing!
MORE WACKY VIDEOS!!
Thursday, August 6, 2009
First Miley, Now Venessa... Where's Selena Gomez!?
So, as seeing that no one is blogging (except for John) I'll do the honors of starting us off.
So my mom and I went to her friends house. All her friends are from college, and just happened to be around the Baltimore area. But anyways, we're over there and for dinner we got some veitnamese noodles. Now from what I was told is that the sauce for it (a soy sauce kind of paste) was a home made recipe. Like most people, I do not pay any attention towards anything I eat. Even though I am about to start now. So I ate a whole fucking bowl of this stuff. Was good, I mean any asain food is good. But today, oh god..
My insides feel as if they had been on roller coaster of bowel movements. It feels terrible. I mean, waking up, take a dump..
Take my car to the mechanic to get the "Check Engine" light off. I thought that all I needed was a routine oil change, well.. THINGS DON'T ALWAYS GO ACCORDING PLAN. I needed a new vacuum hose, my was evidently torn to shit. And that shit costed me 474 FUCKING DOLLARS. I am a broke ass nigguh, and gots no money to pay for child support.
But then, when I drop off my car at the mechanic we go out shopping. Even after shopping, my bowels were a loose pickle jar everyone has had a chance to open. And after letting 3 - 4 people attempt to open the jar, they have loosend it for the 5th person. Well my colon could barely keep itself together. I RAN to get all the groceries in the house. Ran to the bathroom. Locked door. Started panting. But the relief you feel when you take a massive dump was AMAZING.
Well enough with that.
Now.. When I opened up my windows explorer. Hate all you want. But once opening the Internet Explorer, my homepage is on HP Laptop home thing. Its got all this news about shit thats going on at the moment. So.. Venessa Hudgens.. High School Musical jesebel fuck. But a beautiful one.. WELL.. She has nude photos of herself, and it magically has been uploaded to our world wide web. Well.. I had to see for myself. I start up ol' Mr. Google. And this what I punch in the search bar: "Venessa Hudgens Pic". Well first thing that came to mind was.. damn she has a nice body. And second.. Why in the hell would she post this shit on the web? But third.. I was kinda glad she did, I always wondered what she looked like naked.
Well to save you all the trouble of searching yourselves. I have taken the liberty of uploading these pictures. And I will not take any credit for finding/uploading them. I will take no responsability for what will happen to anyone with this material being placed as "child pornography".
AND NOW FOR THE MEDIA OFF!
Even though these pictures have already won me the gold.
So my mom and I went to her friends house. All her friends are from college, and just happened to be around the Baltimore area. But anyways, we're over there and for dinner we got some veitnamese noodles. Now from what I was told is that the sauce for it (a soy sauce kind of paste) was a home made recipe. Like most people, I do not pay any attention towards anything I eat. Even though I am about to start now. So I ate a whole fucking bowl of this stuff. Was good, I mean any asain food is good. But today, oh god..
My insides feel as if they had been on roller coaster of bowel movements. It feels terrible. I mean, waking up, take a dump..
Take my car to the mechanic to get the "Check Engine" light off. I thought that all I needed was a routine oil change, well.. THINGS DON'T ALWAYS GO ACCORDING PLAN. I needed a new vacuum hose, my was evidently torn to shit. And that shit costed me 474 FUCKING DOLLARS. I am a broke ass nigguh, and gots no money to pay for child support.
But then, when I drop off my car at the mechanic we go out shopping. Even after shopping, my bowels were a loose pickle jar everyone has had a chance to open. And after letting 3 - 4 people attempt to open the jar, they have loosend it for the 5th person. Well my colon could barely keep itself together. I RAN to get all the groceries in the house. Ran to the bathroom. Locked door. Started panting. But the relief you feel when you take a massive dump was AMAZING.
Well enough with that.
Now.. When I opened up my windows explorer. Hate all you want. But once opening the Internet Explorer, my homepage is on HP Laptop home thing. Its got all this news about shit thats going on at the moment. So.. Venessa Hudgens.. High School Musical jesebel fuck. But a beautiful one.. WELL.. She has nude photos of herself, and it magically has been uploaded to our world wide web. Well.. I had to see for myself. I start up ol' Mr. Google. And this what I punch in the search bar: "Venessa Hudgens Pic". Well first thing that came to mind was.. damn she has a nice body. And second.. Why in the hell would she post this shit on the web? But third.. I was kinda glad she did, I always wondered what she looked like naked.
Well to save you all the trouble of searching yourselves. I have taken the liberty of uploading these pictures. And I will not take any credit for finding/uploading them. I will take no responsability for what will happen to anyone with this material being placed as "child pornography".
AND NOW FOR THE MEDIA OFF!
Even though these pictures have already won me the gold.
Sunday, August 2, 2009
Needs Shoes
Ok, so here is the deal.
I got nothing to write about, and its just a boring boring day. But since we're on the subject of apple I would like to write a little something about him. Here is a big of a poem for him.
Ahem.
The Loud Apple
Oh Apple, how sweet your cries
Just the sound of when your character dies.
Playing any game, Left 4 Dead or Bad Company
With me, Josh, Conner, Thanh, Jason, and Kinzey. (forgive me John if I have spelled your name wrong..)
You bitching, and screaming "WHAT THE FU.."
Sounds like a beaten wife on Oprah.
We tell you to stop your complaining
But you bitch and moan about everything.
Just shut the fuck up already
You little ol Jewish Lady.
I have beaten you in Marvel vs. Capcom 2
Because your ass kicking is long over due.
And for anyone who is reading this, and has Apple to see
Slap him once. NO, TWICE for me.
Thank you, and publish this when any of you become a author. But give me credibility for that, and I swaer there wont be any civil law suit against you.
Here is more useless funny for the blog wars. And for the weak hearted (i.e Taylor) look away.
But for the rest of you who know what funny is, please enjoy.
I got nothing to write about, and its just a boring boring day. But since we're on the subject of apple I would like to write a little something about him. Here is a big of a poem for him.
Ahem.
The Loud Apple
Oh Apple, how sweet your cries
Just the sound of when your character dies.
Playing any game, Left 4 Dead or Bad Company
With me, Josh, Conner, Thanh, Jason, and Kinzey. (forgive me John if I have spelled your name wrong..)
You bitching, and screaming "WHAT THE FU.."
Sounds like a beaten wife on Oprah.
We tell you to stop your complaining
But you bitch and moan about everything.
Just shut the fuck up already
You little ol Jewish Lady.
I have beaten you in Marvel vs. Capcom 2
Because your ass kicking is long over due.
And for anyone who is reading this, and has Apple to see
Slap him once. NO, TWICE for me.
Thank you, and publish this when any of you become a author. But give me credibility for that, and I swaer there wont be any civil law suit against you.
Here is more useless funny for the blog wars. And for the weak hearted (i.e Taylor) look away.
But for the rest of you who know what funny is, please enjoy.
Friday, July 31, 2009
There was supoose to be a "T" in the... Ya know?
So as seeing as that no one is blogging now, I have taken it to my duty to now type to you guys now.
You have one of those days that when you do something everything goes horribly wrong? Well that happened to be when I tried to take a poopie. It all started when I had the urge to drop off the kids to the pool, and Oh my dear lord was it the most horrible urge to. So when I went over to the bathroom to bomb hiroshima, I settled myself in, and braced for impact in the shallow pool of fecal matter and urine.
So when I sprouted my chacolate banana, I pushed. Jesus it was a ridiculous size, even for myself. It felt amazing afterwards. The "I just took the biggest dump in my life" is probaly by far one of the most satisfying experiences one can enjoy.
So afterwards when I flush and wash my hands, my butthole kinda hurts. I thought, "Oh I think i might of pushed a little too hard. It'll go away in a bit."
NOPE
That damn feeling was there for atleast half the day. I could barely sit in a Gawd Damn chair. So I tried many manuevers to not sit on the gapping hole in my ass. It hurts so damn much, holy shit I thought I might cry.
But as the day wore on, the pain in my asshole slowly subsided. And it just hit me, I think I gave myself a pink sock. Then I DID cry. But then I kinda put together that, it could only happen if I were "Inserted" with .... something..
..
...
dick..
...
......
*sobs*
Oh and for all the slang terms to take a "Poop" is what I found.
http://www.heptune.com/poopword.html
So that ends my day. And heres my candidate for the media warefare.
Check Mate DOUCHEBAGS.
You have one of those days that when you do something everything goes horribly wrong? Well that happened to be when I tried to take a poopie. It all started when I had the urge to drop off the kids to the pool, and Oh my dear lord was it the most horrible urge to. So when I went over to the bathroom to bomb hiroshima, I settled myself in, and braced for impact in the shallow pool of fecal matter and urine.
So when I sprouted my chacolate banana, I pushed. Jesus it was a ridiculous size, even for myself. It felt amazing afterwards. The "I just took the biggest dump in my life" is probaly by far one of the most satisfying experiences one can enjoy.
So afterwards when I flush and wash my hands, my butthole kinda hurts. I thought, "Oh I think i might of pushed a little too hard. It'll go away in a bit."
NOPE
That damn feeling was there for atleast half the day. I could barely sit in a Gawd Damn chair. So I tried many manuevers to not sit on the gapping hole in my ass. It hurts so damn much, holy shit I thought I might cry.
But as the day wore on, the pain in my asshole slowly subsided. And it just hit me, I think I gave myself a pink sock. Then I DID cry. But then I kinda put together that, it could only happen if I were "Inserted" with .... something..
..
...
dick..
...
......
*sobs*
Oh and for all the slang terms to take a "Poop" is what I found.
http://www.heptune.com/poopword.html
So that ends my day. And heres my candidate for the media warefare.
Check Mate DOUCHEBAGS.
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
CHEA..
I dont understand the picture John made, but it sure as hell is funny as shit.
So today I had to drop my mother off at the train station. She is going to visit her friend who lives in New York. But last night she insisted on me going to one of her friends houses for dinner. Not going to lie I was a bit skeptical at first, but at the end of the night I really did enjoy myself. My mother's friend's husband is a cool guy. He says that his company gives out internships to college kids such as myself. Which is awesome because he works for a company that makes weapons for the military. So I thought that was a good offer, and agreed to apply for it when the time comes. But whats cool about him, is that he goes out and painballs and plays airsoft. WHICH I THOUGHT WAS AWESOME.
And today my graduation present came in so I was extremely happy for what I got.
Also I think that 1 vs. 100 might be a sport, with all the cursing and yelling that goes on. Some of those stupid questions are hard as shit. ITS no where near how it is in the show. WHERE THE HELL IS BOB SAGOT!?
But we should all do left 4 dead some time this week. My mother is no longer renting my room for the next 2 days. SO LETS GET ON.
Heres my attack in the media warefare.
So today I had to drop my mother off at the train station. She is going to visit her friend who lives in New York. But last night she insisted on me going to one of her friends houses for dinner. Not going to lie I was a bit skeptical at first, but at the end of the night I really did enjoy myself. My mother's friend's husband is a cool guy. He says that his company gives out internships to college kids such as myself. Which is awesome because he works for a company that makes weapons for the military. So I thought that was a good offer, and agreed to apply for it when the time comes. But whats cool about him, is that he goes out and painballs and plays airsoft. WHICH I THOUGHT WAS AWESOME.
And today my graduation present came in so I was extremely happy for what I got.
Also I think that 1 vs. 100 might be a sport, with all the cursing and yelling that goes on. Some of those stupid questions are hard as shit. ITS no where near how it is in the show. WHERE THE HELL IS BOB SAGOT!?
But we should all do left 4 dead some time this week. My mother is no longer renting my room for the next 2 days. SO LETS GET ON.
Heres my attack in the media warefare.
Monday, July 27, 2009
NOPE. NOPE. NOPE.
I dont think you understand the circumstances Mr. Pond..
The medias you have selected are mediocre at best, and make me laugh.
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!
FEAST YOUR EYES UPON THE HORRIBLE.... SPIDER POST.
I also need help trying to post youtube vids on my shit.. I dont know how *sad face*
But dont get my wrong Taylor I will be the America's Next Top Blogger.
So take your shitty posts and shove them right up YOUR ARSE.
Saturday, July 25, 2009
SHAO LIN SHOWDOWN!!!11!1!
No Taylor, I will not accept defeat from the likes of you. I challenge you to a SHAO LIN SHOW DOWN!!
I plan on creating more blogs posts that you.
Between you and I, the rest of these folks don't really blog a whole lot. Which is why I am doing so right now at 12 in the morning, to SHOW that blogging will be turned into a competitive act. If the rest of you guys are reading this you NEED to blog more often. Its boring as hell with nothing to read. I enjoy the company of your guy's blogs. DO EEET. BLOG RIGHT NOW DAMNIT.
I challenge your Child Beater II video, WITH FUNNY SIGNS!!!
Do your worst Mr. Pond..
I plan on creating more blogs posts that you.
Between you and I, the rest of these folks don't really blog a whole lot. Which is why I am doing so right now at 12 in the morning, to SHOW that blogging will be turned into a competitive act. If the rest of you guys are reading this you NEED to blog more often. Its boring as hell with nothing to read. I enjoy the company of your guy's blogs. DO EEET. BLOG RIGHT NOW DAMNIT.
I challenge your Child Beater II video, WITH FUNNY SIGNS!!!
Do your worst Mr. Pond..
Thursday, July 23, 2009
I Guess its "LETS ALL FUCKING BLOG THURSDAY"
Ok, I guess it is "Lets all FUCKING Blog Thursday". This is fun, we should do this every week? But anyways, nothing to do up here as usual. Boring , Boring, BORING... Play live with you guys, but some of you need some help while playing. I am not saying that some people have... how would I put it... "Problems" while playing, just that some of us need help.. Mainly Chris, he complains and bitches more than a beaten wife on the Oprah Winfrey Show. And could those whiney bitches go on.. and on... and on...
But on another story, everyone has their own.. "Dreams" or in a language we all know is "Fantasies". Now, don't get me wrong its not with some make believe who-haw character... Though some I wish were real.. BUT. With nothing to do at my new house, I sit in this comfy chair, and watch what ever is on T.V. And to make sure that my itellengence has not left me, I watch GSN (Game Show Network). And sure enough.... I've gotten stupidier.
But... Watching this new game show called "20 Q".
I thought this was going to be a really retarded show, when the hostess come out. This being the actual hostess.
Her name is Cat Deeley, and I have a.. Facination with her... I am a horrible person I know, this makes me that one creepy weird guy that just sits in front of his computer and chronically masturbates to make believe garbage. But I would do unspeakable things with/to her.. Ugh.. I don't normally do this.. I hate myself.. *Sobbing*
But I am glad that you guys are having fun with what ever you do. I sure as hell arn't. Jason needs to get his xbox live up and running sometime.
IF YOU ARE READING THIS JASON, STOP STROKING YOUR ESP AND GET ON LIVE.
I STILL don't have a job.. I've sent about... oh.. 15 applications, and NONE OF THESE ASSHOLES REPLY BACK. Some do saying, "Your skills don't match our requirements". I am going to go postal on the jesebel fuck who told me that.
I just ate a cheeseburger.. and I think I have to drop the kids off at the pool, so im going to end this before it becomes a monsoon in my pants. And to end the blog, here is funny made at 'Twilight".
Click it to enlarge.... BIIIIIIIIGGG OOOOOOOOH
But on another story, everyone has their own.. "Dreams" or in a language we all know is "Fantasies". Now, don't get me wrong its not with some make believe who-haw character... Though some I wish were real.. BUT. With nothing to do at my new house, I sit in this comfy chair, and watch what ever is on T.V. And to make sure that my itellengence has not left me, I watch GSN (Game Show Network). And sure enough.... I've gotten stupidier.
But... Watching this new game show called "20 Q".
I thought this was going to be a really retarded show, when the hostess come out. This being the actual hostess.
Her name is Cat Deeley, and I have a.. Facination with her... I am a horrible person I know, this makes me that one creepy weird guy that just sits in front of his computer and chronically masturbates to make believe garbage. But I would do unspeakable things with/to her.. Ugh.. I don't normally do this.. I hate myself.. *Sobbing*
But I am glad that you guys are having fun with what ever you do. I sure as hell arn't. Jason needs to get his xbox live up and running sometime.
IF YOU ARE READING THIS JASON, STOP STROKING YOUR ESP AND GET ON LIVE.
I STILL don't have a job.. I've sent about... oh.. 15 applications, and NONE OF THESE ASSHOLES REPLY BACK. Some do saying, "Your skills don't match our requirements". I am going to go postal on the jesebel fuck who told me that.
I just ate a cheeseburger.. and I think I have to drop the kids off at the pool, so im going to end this before it becomes a monsoon in my pants. And to end the blog, here is funny made at 'Twilight".
Click it to enlarge.... BIIIIIIIIGGG OOOOOOOOHMonday, July 13, 2009
Ever heard of Tasty Cakes?
Heres the deal, I'm now looking for car insurence and have found a candidate. All those other car insurers that you see on TV are utter bullshit, don't believe those assholes for a second.
I went for my free quote from Geico, EVIDENTLY a 96 Jeep Grand Charokee will cost me 350 bucks a month. Like hell i would.
Next was Esurence, you know that company thats strictly animated due to the fact that all their representatives are probaly not human at all. Can you believe those assholes want 450 dollars from me? The fuck honestly.
So I went to Progressive, the one with that extremely retarded brunette. Yeah, that "create your own plan" is bullshit. Dickheads want 350 from me also. FUCK THIS MONOPOLISTIC IDEA OF CAR INSURENCE.
Statefarm, holy shit a company thats finaly American. I send my info off, they call back with a quote for me. That company is really nice, or atleast the lady on the phone was to me. They want 239 from me, which is awesome alone. But if i send my transcript they take it down to 189.
I think I've found a winner. WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER!!!
Got Xbox live up and running, my room is kickass.
The game that is most played for the past few days? Left 4 Dead baby.
Playing with all you guys is the most fun I can personally have. I actually look foward into playing with you guys everynight.
Everyone screaming and yelling. Popular catch phrases being shouted out, its awesome.
JASON IF YOU ARE READING THIS, GET ON AND STOP DICKING AROUND.
Heres a picture for Jason's ESP. lmaoSome one should get Grace to blog, that would be hilarious.
Oh yea, Tasty Cakes are the best thing to ever happen. They're like Debbie Moore but like 100x better. Which no thing compensates.
Saturday, July 4, 2009
Looking for a CAR, AAAWWH SHIT
So, heres the thing. I have to find myself a car. Well shit, so I start hitting the used car sites. Most of which I have found some cool ones. I was thinking of getting a 92 T-bird, but my fatha says the sports car will be hell on my insurence. So I keep looking.
I need a car which can handle the snow. Baltimore gets a shit load of it when the winter season hits. So now im looking toward jeeps. I've found two candidates. A 92 Jeep Wrangler, and a 89 Jeep Grand Charokee.
I thought "Oh cool, I've got one sweetass ride now." NOPE.
Charokee has 100k+ miles, and the Wrangler is a stick shift. WELL FUCK.
So I now have to decide whether to hope and pray to God that the Charokee wont bust. OR.. Say fuck it and learn stick shift.
Now I personally dont mind learning stick. It might be fun.. But oh well.
Shoot me some ideas for which i should take. OR give me some ideas on what kind of car I should get. BUT the car has to be able to handle atleast 1-2 feet of snow. Front Wheel drive is a must. HELP ME OUT HERE.
Glad to hear some of you guys are blogging now. It was lonely blogging all by meself.
Take care buds
I need a car which can handle the snow. Baltimore gets a shit load of it when the winter season hits. So now im looking toward jeeps. I've found two candidates. A 92 Jeep Wrangler, and a 89 Jeep Grand Charokee.
I thought "Oh cool, I've got one sweetass ride now." NOPE.
Charokee has 100k+ miles, and the Wrangler is a stick shift. WELL FUCK.
So I now have to decide whether to hope and pray to God that the Charokee wont bust. OR.. Say fuck it and learn stick shift.
Now I personally dont mind learning stick. It might be fun.. But oh well.
Shoot me some ideas for which i should take. OR give me some ideas on what kind of car I should get. BUT the car has to be able to handle atleast 1-2 feet of snow. Front Wheel drive is a must. HELP ME OUT HERE.
Glad to hear some of you guys are blogging now. It was lonely blogging all by meself.
Take care buds
Friday, July 3, 2009
XBOX LIVE HERE I CO... WHAT!? WELL FUCK
So heres the thing. I bought my entertainment the other day. It consists of a 37 inch TV, and a brand spanking new xbox 360 (thanks to Jason, slapped on the warranty).
Just the other day, Grandparents ordered me a bed. It came yesterday, so June 2, and put it all together. It doesn't have a frame for it, so we have to go out shopping for one here. But it's a spring mattress, but ontop is that temper-pedic mattress thing. And it feels AMAZING.
But anyways, I was looking at the TV and xbox and thinking to myself,
"This is gonna be awesome, gonna play with the boys in the hood."
But something hit me. How am I going to get connected to xbox live? I suggested to my grandpap a wireless adapter. Hes kinda techno savey, and says interference will play a problem.
So we have to run an ethernet from an upper floor, to a lower one. Meaning, a hole has to be drilled. We order the cable today, so Wednesday is what we're hoping for, givning us time to plan out our attack between floors.
SO only about a week more, and I'll be hooked up boys.
Shouldn't be long, wish me luck!
Just the other day, Grandparents ordered me a bed. It came yesterday, so June 2, and put it all together. It doesn't have a frame for it, so we have to go out shopping for one here. But it's a spring mattress, but ontop is that temper-pedic mattress thing. And it feels AMAZING.
But anyways, I was looking at the TV and xbox and thinking to myself,
"This is gonna be awesome, gonna play with the boys in the hood."
But something hit me. How am I going to get connected to xbox live? I suggested to my grandpap a wireless adapter. Hes kinda techno savey, and says interference will play a problem.
So we have to run an ethernet from an upper floor, to a lower one. Meaning, a hole has to be drilled. We order the cable today, so Wednesday is what we're hoping for, givning us time to plan out our attack between floors.
SO only about a week more, and I'll be hooked up boys.
Shouldn't be long, wish me luck!
Saturday, June 20, 2009
Z.z..Zzzz...
How you doin guys? Im sure you guys are just fine. Nothing happened today, just like yesterday. Its pretty boring up here. I dont know how to past the time. Thanh just asks me now whens my birthday. I swear, it isnt hard to remember. Its the last day of the 5th month, THIS ISNT ROCKET SCIENCE PEOPLE.
But I guess somethings cant be helped.
So today I thought I try something new. Now I dont like to talk about anime, cause it makes me sound tacky, but its saturday and there really isnt a whole lot to do when your buds are in the southern part of the nation. So anyways, I dont exactly remember how I came across this particular show, but this chick led me to it.
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So I thought.. Chick + No Clothing + Gun = Awesomeness? And for the longest time there it really bugged the shit outa me that i couldnt find the show this character is in.
Well... Some time this afternoon I found the show, and I must admit I think its pretty good. Its like Taylors Code Geass only thing is its a megazord of some sort. I thought its pretty good, but my taste in shows is completely different from others.
Heres a little back story on it.. This is only watching about 6 episodes so bare with me.
The human race is reduced to living in the earth. By which then, little patches of civilizations exist. Own with its unique way of living. And going to the surface is forbidden. A boy, named Simon, stumbles upon an artifact (Oh I do love cliches). Later on, Simon finds what looks like a head which then turns into a mini mech. Which then happens, a big ass mech crashes into their "village". Simon's non related brother, Kamina (He is the sterotypical loud mouth / comic relief), comes to save the day. Funny thing, he doesnt have a mech like Simon does, but the two end up defeating the big mech. While in the midst of this, this lovely lady drops in. She is the ace marksman, and carries that sniper of hers around.
That's about it.. That's episode one.
But the show is called "Gurren Lagann" if you want to take a look.
Alright Im done yapping. I hope you guys are having fun down there, cause I sure as hell aint.. Keep me posted on whats going on.
Take care.
-Kyle
Friday, June 19, 2009
yeh.
Things up here are boring..
It was not an even trade coming up here and leaving all you guys.
My grandmother drinks, and quite heavily, and it's hard talking to her. She can't even seem to recognize myself. I say to myself ,"Was it worth it?", it's hard to say.
I want you guys to know that I am doing fine, and that all these are minor setbacks. My grandfather, hes a funny guy. He told me a site of which i can find funny pictures, sort of like photobucket or some other picture site. But this one happens to be in russian. and I found this.
WHICH LOOKS AWESOME.
But anyways, all is fine up here. Hope you guys are enjoying your summer. Know that I miss ya guys. Take care.
-Kyle
Thursday, June 18, 2009
Home
It hasn't even been a day since I left, and I feel that I had lost everything. You guys have been the best, and I know that you all will look out for one another. Remember that I am not dead, and that I am a phone call away. Text, signal flare, anything and I will respond. Know that I will do anything to help you guys out while I'm up here. I felt just as a bad leaving you guys, as I'm sure you guys felt as if I were leaving you. Link me sites on which you post pictures, keep me posted on what goes on. I will try and post every few days now, as this seems this is the only form a communication I have at the moment. Take care of not only yourself, but each other. Good luck.
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
SO this one ti.... Nope I got Nothing..
Yeah... Today was a pretty mellow kinda day.
Not a whole lot happened today. I got around to draw Chase as an action comic hero. And I'm just going to say. He looks like Loz from Advent children, but with a suit on. He has zilch powers but, as a gift from John, he has been given weapons of his own. Called Duel Hounds (Actual name, look it up if you don't believe me), he uses them for offense and deffense capabilities.
So Jason has a nemesis of his own, and and the teams are set and even.
Aside from that, today after lunch I remembered that I still have to pay off the fines of my library book from school. I bum Alec twenty cents. At first he gave me a quarter, but something clicked in his head to give me two dimes and a nickle. He just doesn't like holding an excess amount of change in his wimpy velcro wallet evidently.
I asked for twenty, thanks for the extra five. IM GOING TO DISNEYLAND!
Not a whole lot happened today.. Got a chance to read Daniel's blog.. I must say... The choice of words he uses is impressive. "Pandora's box of Doritos" made me laugh my ass off.
But here is a song for you.. I think you might know what this is.
And i bid you all a good night. And a pleasent tomarrow.
Let's get down to business
To defeat the Huns
Did they send me daughters
When I asked for sons?
You're the saddest bunch
I ever met
But you can bet
Before we're through
Mister, I'll make a man out of you
Tranquil as a forest
But on fire within
Once you find your center you are sure to win
You're a spineless, pale pathetic lot
And you haven't got a clue
Somehow I'll make a man out of you
I'm never gonna catch my breath
Say good-bye to those who knew me
Boy, was I a fool in school for cutting gym
This guy's got 'em scared to death
Hope he doesn't seeright through me
Now I really wish that I knew how to swim
(Be a man)
We must be swift as the coursing river
(Be a man)
With all the force of a great typhoon
(Be a man)
With all the strength of a raging fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon
Time is racing toward ustill the Huns arrive
Heed my every orderand you might survive
You're unsuited forthe rage of war
So pack up, go home you're through
How could I make a man out of you?
(Be a man)
We must be swift as the coursing river
(Be a man)
With all the force of a great typhoon
(Be a man)
With all the strength of a raging fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon
(Be a man)
We must be swift as the Coursing river
(Be a man)
With all the force of a great typhoon
(Be a man)
With all the streng thof a raging fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon
I promise I'll write about something tomarrow lol, tonight is pretty dull.
Not a whole lot happened today. I got around to draw Chase as an action comic hero. And I'm just going to say. He looks like Loz from Advent children, but with a suit on. He has zilch powers but, as a gift from John, he has been given weapons of his own. Called Duel Hounds (Actual name, look it up if you don't believe me), he uses them for offense and deffense capabilities.
So Jason has a nemesis of his own, and and the teams are set and even.
Aside from that, today after lunch I remembered that I still have to pay off the fines of my library book from school. I bum Alec twenty cents. At first he gave me a quarter, but something clicked in his head to give me two dimes and a nickle. He just doesn't like holding an excess amount of change in his wimpy velcro wallet evidently.
I asked for twenty, thanks for the extra five. IM GOING TO DISNEYLAND!
Not a whole lot happened today.. Got a chance to read Daniel's blog.. I must say... The choice of words he uses is impressive. "Pandora's box of Doritos" made me laugh my ass off.
But here is a song for you.. I think you might know what this is.
And i bid you all a good night. And a pleasent tomarrow.
Let's get down to business
To defeat the Huns
Did they send me daughters
When I asked for sons?
You're the saddest bunch
I ever met
But you can bet
Before we're through
Mister, I'll make a man out of you
Tranquil as a forest
But on fire within
Once you find your center you are sure to win
You're a spineless, pale pathetic lot
And you haven't got a clue
Somehow I'll make a man out of you
I'm never gonna catch my breath
Say good-bye to those who knew me
Boy, was I a fool in school for cutting gym
This guy's got 'em scared to death
Hope he doesn't seeright through me
Now I really wish that I knew how to swim
(Be a man)
We must be swift as the coursing river
(Be a man)
With all the force of a great typhoon
(Be a man)
With all the strength of a raging fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon
Time is racing toward ustill the Huns arrive
Heed my every orderand you might survive
You're unsuited forthe rage of war
So pack up, go home you're through
How could I make a man out of you?
(Be a man)
We must be swift as the coursing river
(Be a man)
With all the force of a great typhoon
(Be a man)
With all the strength of a raging fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon
(Be a man)
We must be swift as the Coursing river
(Be a man)
With all the force of a great typhoon
(Be a man)
With all the streng thof a raging fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon
I promise I'll write about something tomarrow lol, tonight is pretty dull.
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Characters..
I am assuming that every one knows what the deal is. Ever since I drew that picture of me and Alec fighting, everyone wants in on their own Action Comic Hero.
Sean... Well.. Alright, lets get this out of the way. Who can say they didn't see this coming? I mean, this role fits Sean just perfect. Hes got the whole Sean feel to the thing, so hes a lich (undead mage thing).
We also decided to even out the playing field for both sides. So John here will be playing the "I don't have super powers, but I got enough bombs, grenades, and other explosives to put Hiroshima back in the stone age."
This guy will be me, I do think I resemble him just a little bit. He is Mitsurugi, from Soul Calibur. But with the added effect for the whole "super powers"
SO... I want everyone in this, help Jason and give him a nemesis!
And now im left stranded drawing characters for each and every single one of you who read this.
I draw what is fit for your guys personalities. And now evidently there are sides of which do battle, and everyone has their own nemesis.
Way to take a picture that took me 30mins, and stretch it out to being a whole story line.
Don't think that I hate doing this, this is actually kinda fun, and great to hear what you guys have to say about the artworks I do for ya. But these are the models I used (Some not exact. But character wise) for each of your own characters.
Lisa's wasn't hard. Everyone agreed that she would render powerless but, given that she doesn't have super powers, she makes up in stealth and precision. So I used Ibuki from Street fighter to get the model for her.
For Taylor, since he did not like the other pre-drawing of himself as an action comic hero, I recomposed his posture. Though this doesn't exactly
look like him, he fits the description for a "Skinny white guy".
Jason likes this guy from naruto, and to be honest I think hes the most badass of them all. His name is Shino Aburame (thank god for google, and wikipedia). Though he won't look exactly like him, it'll be pretty close.
Sean... Well.. Alright, lets get this out of the way. Who can say they didn't see this coming? I mean, this role fits Sean just perfect. Hes got the whole Sean feel to the thing, so hes a lich (undead mage thing).
We also decided to even out the playing field for both sides. So John here will be playing the "I don't have super powers, but I got enough bombs, grenades, and other explosives to put Hiroshima back in the stone age."
With the added bonus of firearms as well.
This guy will be me, I do think I resemble him just a little bit. He is Mitsurugi, from Soul Calibur. But with the added effect for the whole "super powers"
Knowing that I WOULD have to fight Alec, I only find it suitable to fight some one of this guy's stature. I was thinking mixing Dante here with Sasuke or something of that nature.. Or any combination of people.
And then there was one left. I need some one to make 8, to make it even for both sides. BUT the catch is, he has to be a rival to Jason.
SO... I want everyone in this, help Jason and give him a nemesis!
But thats about it..
Hope you guys like who I made references off of.
Monday, April 20, 2009
DMV? More like Department of Gathering of Freaks and Weirdos (DGFW)
So today after school I, and a family friend, head off to the DMV. I had not got a chance to get it, due to the fact that the lady last time gave me a fucking nasty look, and some racial comments. Here is what happend LAST week, when I should have gotten it.
Lady - (Pauses)
Kyle - "Good afternoon."
Lady - "Hmph.."
Kyle - "Riii...ght.. Well I'm here for a class C permit."
(Shows paper work)
Lady - "Well do you have your parent or legal guardian?"
Kyle - "No, neither of them could make it. I brought a family friend though."
Lady - "Well YOU need to have your parents here with you, they MUST sign for your permit, but they DON'T have to sign for your license."
Kyle - "Uh..huh... So what do you suggest I do then?"
Lady - "UGH.. Here take these. Have them sign where they must. (Places 'X's where it needs to be signed.)
Kyle - "And all I do is bring this back, and she (pointing to family friend) can sign for me?"
Lady - "That's it.."
Kyle - "Oh... Well ok. Thank you."
Lady - "Yep... (under breath) fucking gook.."
Kyle - "What was that?"
Lady - "Oh uh...... I got a new puppy, his name is Duke."
Kyle - "Aw that's nice."
Yep, that's how it went down last week. That lady was not only a pain in the ass to deal with, she was quite the racist.
But today was comepletely different. I'm going to do this as 24, so bare with me here.
-The following takes place between 3:00 p.m and 3:05 p.m-
The family friend and I show up at the DMV.
There is a long line to the counter.. It's going to be a while.
I look around, boring and it smells as if some one rubbed their pits all over the walls.
I pull out my Ipod, and jam out to techno.
-The following takes place between 3:05 p.m and 3:15 p.m-
The techno remix for September by Earth, Wind, and Fire comes on. I jam out.
-The following takes place between 3:15 p.m and 3:20 p.m-
Some blonde chick cuts in front of me.
If she were fucking ugly, I tell here to move her dumbass outa the way.
But she was hot, so I let it be.
"Dumb bitch.."
-The following takes place between 3:20 p.m and 3:30 p.m-
An asian girl across the room keeps looking at me.
I see in her eyes she wants to S my D.
She keeps smacking her lips in my general direction.
I wave, she then turns away.
But when I look straight ahead, out of my peripheral vision she is still looking at me.
Now I'm scared.
-The following takes place between 3:30 p.m and 3:33 p.m-
Some douchebag in aviators walks in.
Tucked in green shirt with "Save the planet" purposely faded out.
Along with his younger brother and some ugly ass girl friend.
"Douche bag.."
-The following takes place between 3:33 p.m and 3:35 p.m-
A pair of lesbians walk in. Im arroused.
They look familiar..
-The following takes place between 3:35 p.m and 3:45 p.m-
Waiting in line still.
Now I gotta pee. Great..
-The following takes place between 3:45 p.m and 3:50 p.m-
Oh! School.. I knew they looked familiar..
-The following takes place between 3:50 p.m and 3:51 p.m-
The lady ahead of me complements my shirt.
I thank her, and show her the rules on my arm.
She and her daughter laugh.
lightens up the mood atleast.
Still smells like pits in here though..
-The following takes place between 3:51 p.m and 4:00 p.m-
The lady at the counter flags me down.
Thank God it's not that racial bitch from last week.
I greet the lady at the counter, shes much nicer.
-The following takes place between 4:00 p.m and 4:15 p.m-
Paper work is exchanged.
Signitures go all over the damn place.
They give me a sight test, with my glasses on.
But they make me read the top line.... Is it because im asain?
She then tells me to read the 5th line, oh fuck..
-The following takes place between 4:15 p.m and 4:25 p.m-
More paper work.
Good God, I didn't think these assholes would need so much information.
What else do you need? My blood type? Or perhaps sperm count? Sickos..
The family friend then signs all over the place.
"Turn Me Up" comes on.
-The following takes place between 4:25 p.m and 4:35 p.m-
I take my test.
First two questions were "What is your name?" and "When were you born?"
I thought this was part of the test... Nope..
I pass. 21 out of 27.. Aint too bad..
-The following takes place between 4:35 p.m and 4:37 p.m-
Wait in ANOTHER line..
What.
The.
Fuck..
But I'm watching some lady get her license picture done. Thing about her is.. Shes got a damn eye-patch on. Shes a pirate.
I laughed softly.
-The following takes place between 4:37 p.m and 4:40 p.m-
Sign a couple more papers, and they say I'm good to go.
Christ sakes.. Bout damn time..
I look around still when we're leaving the building. A child and a father walk in. At first i thought the child was a midget, due to the fact that the child had literally no hair. Not even remains of hair. You know, when you look at a bald guy, hes got a grey tint to his head. This kid, not so much. It was as if some one took Nair, and rubbed it all over this poor kids head. Shame.. Another family walks in, a mexican family. No english, and all twelve children come in and take seats. Even though there are only 5 available, they still manage to fit every one in a chair. And the daughter getting her permit is an overweight girl with a too tight fitting Abecrombe shirt, and TOO little of a skirt. Nasty..
But when I walked out the front door, I waved so long to this horrible place....
Gotta come back in a couple of months for my own license. Fuck..
-Kyle
Lady - (Pauses)
Kyle - "Good afternoon."
Lady - "Hmph.."
Kyle - "Riii...ght.. Well I'm here for a class C permit."
(Shows paper work)
Lady - "Well do you have your parent or legal guardian?"
Kyle - "No, neither of them could make it. I brought a family friend though."
Lady - "Well YOU need to have your parents here with you, they MUST sign for your permit, but they DON'T have to sign for your license."
Kyle - "Uh..huh... So what do you suggest I do then?"
Lady - "UGH.. Here take these. Have them sign where they must. (Places 'X's where it needs to be signed.)
Kyle - "And all I do is bring this back, and she (pointing to family friend) can sign for me?"
Lady - "That's it.."
Kyle - "Oh... Well ok. Thank you."
Lady - "Yep... (under breath) fucking gook.."
Kyle - "What was that?"
Lady - "Oh uh...... I got a new puppy, his name is Duke."
Kyle - "Aw that's nice."
Yep, that's how it went down last week. That lady was not only a pain in the ass to deal with, she was quite the racist.
But today was comepletely different. I'm going to do this as 24, so bare with me here.
-The following takes place between 3:00 p.m and 3:05 p.m-
The family friend and I show up at the DMV.
There is a long line to the counter.. It's going to be a while.
I look around, boring and it smells as if some one rubbed their pits all over the walls.
I pull out my Ipod, and jam out to techno.
-The following takes place between 3:05 p.m and 3:15 p.m-
The techno remix for September by Earth, Wind, and Fire comes on. I jam out.
-The following takes place between 3:15 p.m and 3:20 p.m-
Some blonde chick cuts in front of me.
If she were fucking ugly, I tell here to move her dumbass outa the way.
But she was hot, so I let it be.
"Dumb bitch.."
-The following takes place between 3:20 p.m and 3:30 p.m-
An asian girl across the room keeps looking at me.
I see in her eyes she wants to S my D.
She keeps smacking her lips in my general direction.
I wave, she then turns away.
But when I look straight ahead, out of my peripheral vision she is still looking at me.
Now I'm scared.
-The following takes place between 3:30 p.m and 3:33 p.m-
Some douchebag in aviators walks in.
Tucked in green shirt with "Save the planet" purposely faded out.
Along with his younger brother and some ugly ass girl friend.
"Douche bag.."
-The following takes place between 3:33 p.m and 3:35 p.m-
A pair of lesbians walk in. Im arroused.
They look familiar..
-The following takes place between 3:35 p.m and 3:45 p.m-
Waiting in line still.
Now I gotta pee. Great..
-The following takes place between 3:45 p.m and 3:50 p.m-
Oh! School.. I knew they looked familiar..
-The following takes place between 3:50 p.m and 3:51 p.m-
The lady ahead of me complements my shirt.
I thank her, and show her the rules on my arm.
She and her daughter laugh.
lightens up the mood atleast.
Still smells like pits in here though..
-The following takes place between 3:51 p.m and 4:00 p.m-
The lady at the counter flags me down.
Thank God it's not that racial bitch from last week.
I greet the lady at the counter, shes much nicer.
-The following takes place between 4:00 p.m and 4:15 p.m-
Paper work is exchanged.
Signitures go all over the damn place.
They give me a sight test, with my glasses on.
But they make me read the top line.... Is it because im asain?
She then tells me to read the 5th line, oh fuck..
-The following takes place between 4:15 p.m and 4:25 p.m-
More paper work.
Good God, I didn't think these assholes would need so much information.
What else do you need? My blood type? Or perhaps sperm count? Sickos..
The family friend then signs all over the place.
"Turn Me Up" comes on.
-The following takes place between 4:25 p.m and 4:35 p.m-
I take my test.
First two questions were "What is your name?" and "When were you born?"
I thought this was part of the test... Nope..
I pass. 21 out of 27.. Aint too bad..
-The following takes place between 4:35 p.m and 4:37 p.m-
Wait in ANOTHER line..
What.
The.
Fuck..
But I'm watching some lady get her license picture done. Thing about her is.. Shes got a damn eye-patch on. Shes a pirate.
I laughed softly.
-The following takes place between 4:37 p.m and 4:40 p.m-
Sign a couple more papers, and they say I'm good to go.
Christ sakes.. Bout damn time..
I look around still when we're leaving the building. A child and a father walk in. At first i thought the child was a midget, due to the fact that the child had literally no hair. Not even remains of hair. You know, when you look at a bald guy, hes got a grey tint to his head. This kid, not so much. It was as if some one took Nair, and rubbed it all over this poor kids head. Shame.. Another family walks in, a mexican family. No english, and all twelve children come in and take seats. Even though there are only 5 available, they still manage to fit every one in a chair. And the daughter getting her permit is an overweight girl with a too tight fitting Abecrombe shirt, and TOO little of a skirt. Nasty..
But when I walked out the front door, I waved so long to this horrible place....
Gotta come back in a couple of months for my own license. Fuck..
-Kyle
Sunday, April 19, 2009
PYROLEE
This guy right here, I've seen him play Street Fighter Third Strike. He is a professional Yun player, and I idolize him for kicking so much ass.
I was bored this morning, after cleaning the house. I was watching what was on T.V at the moment. Some faggish looking red neck talking about how to assemble your very own 4x4 rav 18 gas guzzling truck. Aweseome..
So i was trying to think why the hell would this be on? Oh yea.. that's right. Saturday, Spike T.V thought it would be a good idea to play ALL OF THE FUCKING STARWARS MOVIES IN ONE DAY. Of course it being Saturday, nothing was on. So we watched it. And it didn't play it as 1,2,3,4,5,6.. it played in this order (correct me if im wrong) 4,5,6,1,2,3.. There might be a 7th movie in there but im not concerned about it at the moment.
Anyways.. I flipped through the channels and saw Recess was on. God, that is an awesome show.. The best thing about it, it was on for at least a good 3 hours. So I sat there, watching recess, while at the same time watching Daigo videos on Youtube. On Recess, one of my favorite ones, Mikey rips his pants and does this whole list of pants ideas. From barrel pants, to Gretchin's U.S.S.R space pants (god knows where she gets the materials for such things. Unless shes on an espionage mission?), down to paper mache. But I watched Daigo's parry video on John's Chun Lee's ultra. So I thought to myself:
"I like to play Yun.. Perhaps there are professional Yun players in that EVO tournament that I just haven't seen yet." Sure enough, I found some. An American player by the name of "Pyrolee" played as Yun in the tournament. Even though he didn't face Wong at the finals, hes skills are incedible. Check this video out when he fought against AFM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qu8tbp54e54
I want to master the skills he has. Christ if only I could play like that.. *sigh*
But nothing unusual today, perhaps tomarrow will yield much more topics to talk about.
I was bored this morning, after cleaning the house. I was watching what was on T.V at the moment. Some faggish looking red neck talking about how to assemble your very own 4x4 rav 18 gas guzzling truck. Aweseome..
So i was trying to think why the hell would this be on? Oh yea.. that's right. Saturday, Spike T.V thought it would be a good idea to play ALL OF THE FUCKING STARWARS MOVIES IN ONE DAY. Of course it being Saturday, nothing was on. So we watched it. And it didn't play it as 1,2,3,4,5,6.. it played in this order (correct me if im wrong) 4,5,6,1,2,3.. There might be a 7th movie in there but im not concerned about it at the moment.
Anyways.. I flipped through the channels and saw Recess was on. God, that is an awesome show.. The best thing about it, it was on for at least a good 3 hours. So I sat there, watching recess, while at the same time watching Daigo videos on Youtube. On Recess, one of my favorite ones, Mikey rips his pants and does this whole list of pants ideas. From barrel pants, to Gretchin's U.S.S.R space pants (god knows where she gets the materials for such things. Unless shes on an espionage mission?), down to paper mache. But I watched Daigo's parry video on John's Chun Lee's ultra. So I thought to myself:
"I like to play Yun.. Perhaps there are professional Yun players in that EVO tournament that I just haven't seen yet." Sure enough, I found some. An American player by the name of "Pyrolee" played as Yun in the tournament. Even though he didn't face Wong at the finals, hes skills are incedible. Check this video out when he fought against AFM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qu8tbp54e54
I want to master the skills he has. Christ if only I could play like that.. *sigh*
But nothing unusual today, perhaps tomarrow will yield much more topics to talk about.
Saturday, April 18, 2009
Its got a tail?
So yesterday, after school and all, a list of individuals decide to go to Jason's house. Of course Thrid Strike was going to be held, but, of course, Jason wishes to show Alec, Taylor, John, and myself what the internet had to offer to us for laughs.
The occasional Youtube, and all of its "Begging to be popular" videos. Only a hand full of videos are only good, most of them suck or the person getting recorded looks like a mack truck slammed into their face and not even reconstructive surgery can help them from being so god awful looking. But nothing today, sad.. sad youtube..
But wait.. what is this? Jason has another video up his sleeve. One that he says is most amusing. He claims it to be the most awkward anime hes ever seen. One that was proposed by him by a friend. So we agree to watch it.
Just a note before i discuss the video of this "Funny as shit" anime, that it really was funny as shit. Think something along the line of... If Yu-gi-oh cross bred with like Inuyasha, and toss in some Love Hina. And scramble all that with some stupidity, and that'll give you the anime we watched. I'm not saying I didn't like it, I loved it (Not so much). And just to add a little more depth into this video: If Donald where there watching it, he would lose his tiny little mind to the fact of a furry being there.
The anime we watched for 22 some minutes was called To...Tok...Toko... I can't eff'ing remember, but some where along the line it was called something like that. But anyways, we start to watch it. Right off the start, we already see some bug eyed lookin mofo, looking off a bridge when its raining. He doesn't mind it. I just want to say, the kid in this anime looks like hes twelve. He has not even reached puberty, hes testicles have not yet dropped, and he gets nosebleeds up the asshole. Not to mention, he is terribly afraid of girls. But continuing with the show, of course, out comes some random anime hotty, that has the hots for this twelve year old child. And as said before, hes scared of her because she "Loves" him and all that cliche anime shit. He gets a nosebleed when ever she touches him... that or giving his O face.
All this sounds like a normal anime right? Of course John is in the background yelling:
"Wheres the sword fight??"
Oh John, you are so right.. this isn't a proper anime without some one with a sword or sword like object. But Jason assures there is no swordplay in this anime.
However, this anime chick has such a bad case of "I want to S your D", she does what ever she can to get to him. Which still burns in my mind of, why does this chick like this kid? She a cougar? A sexual predator perhaps?
Which all this happens by the way of the most cliche place for ANY anime to be held... Oh yeah, FUCKING HIGHSCHOOL, HOW ORIGINAL. I mean for fucks sake, lets put it in some where no one would have expected it to be? Like a factory, or.. Middle aged America.. And have them fighting something else that's NOT supernatural. Some thing epic like these topics:
1) Gay Rights
2) Gay people
3) Chuck Norris or some kung fu like personal
4) Terrorism
5) Horrible Actors.. (DAKOTA FANNING)
6) Horrible Movies, Bitch puh-lease..
7) Ok, not Chuck Norris
8) Pokemon
9) HIT ON DEBRA
10) Puppies!!!
etc. etc. etc....
But this all builds to the climax of the whole episode we're watching. Which the title of the episode is "My First Time". She gives him a note... a love note, how nice. Tells him to go to the spot where it ALL BEGAN.
Now here is my arguement. I believe it to be a flash back. Jason chooses it to believe it to be a Fast Foward into Time.. Which if I remember correctly doesn't exist. Which is the note said, "where it all began". NOW if it where to say "where it all WOULD HAVE all began", then perhaps it could be a time warp into the future kinda thing.
But aside from that, he meets her in there. Looks into the horizon from the 23rd floor from his highschool building, and relieves a long hard felt *sigh*. Then out of no where she shows up. Walks casual towards him. Of course he freaks the fuck out, and loses his mind. She then, of course, comes up close to him and gives him such a wet one, he still drools afterwards. That and stripping off all of his and HER clothes off. She then follows up with the lifting of the skirt, showing off what he could of had. He screams for his family, and even his pet goldfish. How pathetic is that shit? A fish? Really? THEN finds out after they had swapped spit that shes a furry.
Now at this moment, everything in this section would be have the "Caps Lock" button with the words "Now this is another cliche moment in anime, one of which an individual shares the attributes with an animal. Especially one spliced with a Cat or Dog like animal."
But he soon flips out, and is confused when he sees her. Now I don't speak japanese, but in the translations at the bottom fo the T.V her excuse for being a furry is that shes cosplaying. Which is witty and stupid at the same time. I lol'd along with everyone else. She goes off on some explanation, on Spiritual garbage and what not. He is now "One" with her and all that weird anime nonsense. She has a brother evidently, and says that it can not be so. So ,the brother and the combined furry/child thing, duel each other. The furry child thing, pulls out a massive looking fireball, and hurls it towards the brother, ending the duel. The furry splits with the 12 year old, and says some more nonsense of the (Im doing this with my index, and middle finger quotation marks) Spiritual World. Ending the episode with her butt ass naked, with a passed out child in her arms.
Soon after, Chase shows up. And we all played Street fighter for the rest of the day, and into te night.
Good God. Now if ANY of you guys have anything you have to contradict what I just said, by all means post a blog about it. I WOULD LOVE TO SEE WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY.
-Kyle
The occasional Youtube, and all of its "Begging to be popular" videos. Only a hand full of videos are only good, most of them suck or the person getting recorded looks like a mack truck slammed into their face and not even reconstructive surgery can help them from being so god awful looking. But nothing today, sad.. sad youtube..
But wait.. what is this? Jason has another video up his sleeve. One that he says is most amusing. He claims it to be the most awkward anime hes ever seen. One that was proposed by him by a friend. So we agree to watch it.
Just a note before i discuss the video of this "Funny as shit" anime, that it really was funny as shit. Think something along the line of... If Yu-gi-oh cross bred with like Inuyasha, and toss in some Love Hina. And scramble all that with some stupidity, and that'll give you the anime we watched. I'm not saying I didn't like it, I loved it (Not so much). And just to add a little more depth into this video: If Donald where there watching it, he would lose his tiny little mind to the fact of a furry being there.
The anime we watched for 22 some minutes was called To...Tok...Toko... I can't eff'ing remember, but some where along the line it was called something like that. But anyways, we start to watch it. Right off the start, we already see some bug eyed lookin mofo, looking off a bridge when its raining. He doesn't mind it. I just want to say, the kid in this anime looks like hes twelve. He has not even reached puberty, hes testicles have not yet dropped, and he gets nosebleeds up the asshole. Not to mention, he is terribly afraid of girls. But continuing with the show, of course, out comes some random anime hotty, that has the hots for this twelve year old child. And as said before, hes scared of her because she "Loves" him and all that cliche anime shit. He gets a nosebleed when ever she touches him... that or giving his O face.
All this sounds like a normal anime right? Of course John is in the background yelling:
"Wheres the sword fight??"
Oh John, you are so right.. this isn't a proper anime without some one with a sword or sword like object. But Jason assures there is no swordplay in this anime.
However, this anime chick has such a bad case of "I want to S your D", she does what ever she can to get to him. Which still burns in my mind of, why does this chick like this kid? She a cougar? A sexual predator perhaps?
Which all this happens by the way of the most cliche place for ANY anime to be held... Oh yeah, FUCKING HIGHSCHOOL, HOW ORIGINAL. I mean for fucks sake, lets put it in some where no one would have expected it to be? Like a factory, or.. Middle aged America.. And have them fighting something else that's NOT supernatural. Some thing epic like these topics:
1) Gay Rights
2) Gay people
3) Chuck Norris or some kung fu like personal
4) Terrorism
5) Horrible Actors.. (DAKOTA FANNING)
6) Horrible Movies, Bitch puh-lease..
7) Ok, not Chuck Norris
8) Pokemon
9) HIT ON DEBRA
10) Puppies!!!
etc. etc. etc....
But this all builds to the climax of the whole episode we're watching. Which the title of the episode is "My First Time". She gives him a note... a love note, how nice. Tells him to go to the spot where it ALL BEGAN.
Now here is my arguement. I believe it to be a flash back. Jason chooses it to believe it to be a Fast Foward into Time.. Which if I remember correctly doesn't exist. Which is the note said, "where it all began". NOW if it where to say "where it all WOULD HAVE all began", then perhaps it could be a time warp into the future kinda thing.
But aside from that, he meets her in there. Looks into the horizon from the 23rd floor from his highschool building, and relieves a long hard felt *sigh*. Then out of no where she shows up. Walks casual towards him. Of course he freaks the fuck out, and loses his mind. She then, of course, comes up close to him and gives him such a wet one, he still drools afterwards. That and stripping off all of his and HER clothes off. She then follows up with the lifting of the skirt, showing off what he could of had. He screams for his family, and even his pet goldfish. How pathetic is that shit? A fish? Really? THEN finds out after they had swapped spit that shes a furry.
Now at this moment, everything in this section would be have the "Caps Lock" button with the words "Now this is another cliche moment in anime, one of which an individual shares the attributes with an animal. Especially one spliced with a Cat or Dog like animal."
But he soon flips out, and is confused when he sees her. Now I don't speak japanese, but in the translations at the bottom fo the T.V her excuse for being a furry is that shes cosplaying. Which is witty and stupid at the same time. I lol'd along with everyone else. She goes off on some explanation, on Spiritual garbage and what not. He is now "One" with her and all that weird anime nonsense. She has a brother evidently, and says that it can not be so. So ,the brother and the combined furry/child thing, duel each other. The furry child thing, pulls out a massive looking fireball, and hurls it towards the brother, ending the duel. The furry splits with the 12 year old, and says some more nonsense of the (Im doing this with my index, and middle finger quotation marks) Spiritual World. Ending the episode with her butt ass naked, with a passed out child in her arms.
Soon after, Chase shows up. And we all played Street fighter for the rest of the day, and into te night.
Good God. Now if ANY of you guys have anything you have to contradict what I just said, by all means post a blog about it. I WOULD LOVE TO SEE WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY.
-Kyle
Friday, April 17, 2009
Snack Food
Well, everyone is giving me a difficult time with this blogging thing, so here is my blog of the day.
Today started like any other, dragging my ass outa bed and making myelf lunch. I look at the prepared snack foods that I do like with my lunch, and noticed something quite odd. Doritos... They are good, and especially good when they are habanero, but they dont measure up to the salty goodness of Funyuns. I don't know why, but Funyuns seem good with any kind of sandwich product, or that just may be me. But while I quarrel in my thoughts on how Funyuns overpower Doritos, I look to see that we don't have any lunch meat.. Moose that son of a bitch, took the last few slices, and what the hell am I to make with no sandwich meat product? I freak the hell out, there is nothing!! But wait, what is this shinning light coming from the meat drawer within the fridge? By the heavens and skies its the all mighty bacon! So I prepare my no so much BLT and call it just B. And the funny thing about later today Grace was so kind to leave her bag of Funyuns on the table, up for grabs anyone? I take the bag, Alec takes a few rings. Tanner is begging me like when you taunt a eight year old child with promises to go to the dollar store for a shitty-half-ass-chinese-lead-filled piece of shit, but I end up giving a couple rings as well. And by what others had said I "savagely demolished" the bag into crumbs at the bottom. Grace soon finds out about this scenario, and is in a "what the fuck?" moment. She soon flips shit, and goes on a rampage on how shes going to kill who ever took the Funyuns. I wet myself, knowing she'll pull out a gun or firearm like weapon and blast the head off whom ever takes the responsability. I point to Alec to sacrifice his life for us around him, he then turns to me and points at the residue of Funyun on my muscular mustache. Grace then reaches in her bag, at this point I wet myelf. She then pulls out to be what looks like a handle, I scream. The item from the bag reveals itself, and Grace uses it to threaten me. Her eyes turn red with the blood of hate and revenge. She did want those Funyuns, and was willing to take my life in exchange for them. Pointing the weapon to the center of my forehead, she whispers to me
"You should've asked..."
*Click*
My mind is racing, all these thoughts of what I wanted to be, or how I'll be "that guy" at the top of some pyramid scheme. I keep thinking to myself though... Murder for Funyuns? Seems pretty logical, but would death be the answer for eaten Funyuns?? I tell her that I can give them back to her. I attempt to induce vomiting, and give back what ever left over Funyun that my stomach hasn't disinagrated. She claims that will not help her with the empty bag. I continue to try to talk to her with reason, but of course being in Grace's point of view, nothing seems reasonal. At this point everyone is just, of course, watching as one of their friends attempts to murder another. If I wanted mild violence I would've offered ourselves to the Jerry Springer show or Price is Right (The Price is Right isn't really violent, just its viewers. The total sum of 60-80 year old grandparents, yelling at the T.V. Shouting their bet as if Bob Barker himself could hear them. And of course, every single one of those stupid shits betting on a "hotdog shaving peeling banana opener" bet WAY over the original price of the stupid thing).
Kyle - "Grace come on, its a deep fried vegatable. You don't need that garbage in your system. So in reality, you should be thanking me. Or better yet, I have the weapon and pointing it at you for being stupid."
Grace - "That doesn't matter! You ate my FUNYUNS.. Now you gotta pay for what you've done."
Jason - "Grace, show me your boobs."
Grace - "NO!!!"
Jason - "Why the hell not?"
Grace -"Because I don't want to!! Can't you see im in the middle of something??"
Jason - "No?"
Alec - "... You know what? I think im going to stay outa this one.."
Kyle - "Some one want to get this thing outa my face?"
Rake - "Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh...."
Kyle - "WHAT THE HELL IS SO DAMN FUNNY JOSH? DO YOU THINK A GUN TO MY HEAD IS FUNNY? I HATE TO SEE WHATS SAD IN YOUR LIFE."
Tanner - "So this one time, me and Bri had butt sex but this time... I was the one taking it from behi...."
Kyle - "Ok, enough with you. How is anal going to help get this damn thing outa my face?"
Grace - "FUNYUNSSSS!!!"
Jason - "Boobs????????"
Kyle - "GRACE I WILL GET YOU A WHOLE DAMN BAG IF YOU WOULD JUST GET THIS DAMN THING OUT OF MY FACE."
Grace - "Oh... Really? That would be nice.."
Kyle - "Good God..."
So that ended the feud.. Grace was still enraged with fury of her Funyuns, but it had been subsided with the compromise I offered to her. Just remember... Snack food from Grace is like fat kids and one slice of German Chocolate Cake. You don't take either of them away from each other, or the whole thing goes into a spiral of screaming, yelling, and snack food stealing anarchy.
Christ, if you think this was bad reading, imagine writing the damn thing.
-Kyle
Today started like any other, dragging my ass outa bed and making myelf lunch. I look at the prepared snack foods that I do like with my lunch, and noticed something quite odd. Doritos... They are good, and especially good when they are habanero, but they dont measure up to the salty goodness of Funyuns. I don't know why, but Funyuns seem good with any kind of sandwich product, or that just may be me. But while I quarrel in my thoughts on how Funyuns overpower Doritos, I look to see that we don't have any lunch meat.. Moose that son of a bitch, took the last few slices, and what the hell am I to make with no sandwich meat product? I freak the hell out, there is nothing!! But wait, what is this shinning light coming from the meat drawer within the fridge? By the heavens and skies its the all mighty bacon! So I prepare my no so much BLT and call it just B. And the funny thing about later today Grace was so kind to leave her bag of Funyuns on the table, up for grabs anyone? I take the bag, Alec takes a few rings. Tanner is begging me like when you taunt a eight year old child with promises to go to the dollar store for a shitty-half-ass-chinese-lead-filled piece of shit, but I end up giving a couple rings as well. And by what others had said I "savagely demolished" the bag into crumbs at the bottom. Grace soon finds out about this scenario, and is in a "what the fuck?" moment. She soon flips shit, and goes on a rampage on how shes going to kill who ever took the Funyuns. I wet myself, knowing she'll pull out a gun or firearm like weapon and blast the head off whom ever takes the responsability. I point to Alec to sacrifice his life for us around him, he then turns to me and points at the residue of Funyun on my muscular mustache. Grace then reaches in her bag, at this point I wet myelf. She then pulls out to be what looks like a handle, I scream. The item from the bag reveals itself, and Grace uses it to threaten me. Her eyes turn red with the blood of hate and revenge. She did want those Funyuns, and was willing to take my life in exchange for them. Pointing the weapon to the center of my forehead, she whispers to me
"You should've asked..."
*Click*
My mind is racing, all these thoughts of what I wanted to be, or how I'll be "that guy" at the top of some pyramid scheme. I keep thinking to myself though... Murder for Funyuns? Seems pretty logical, but would death be the answer for eaten Funyuns?? I tell her that I can give them back to her. I attempt to induce vomiting, and give back what ever left over Funyun that my stomach hasn't disinagrated. She claims that will not help her with the empty bag. I continue to try to talk to her with reason, but of course being in Grace's point of view, nothing seems reasonal. At this point everyone is just, of course, watching as one of their friends attempts to murder another. If I wanted mild violence I would've offered ourselves to the Jerry Springer show or Price is Right (The Price is Right isn't really violent, just its viewers. The total sum of 60-80 year old grandparents, yelling at the T.V. Shouting their bet as if Bob Barker himself could hear them. And of course, every single one of those stupid shits betting on a "hotdog shaving peeling banana opener" bet WAY over the original price of the stupid thing).
Kyle - "Grace come on, its a deep fried vegatable. You don't need that garbage in your system. So in reality, you should be thanking me. Or better yet, I have the weapon and pointing it at you for being stupid."
Grace - "That doesn't matter! You ate my FUNYUNS.. Now you gotta pay for what you've done."
Jason - "Grace, show me your boobs."
Grace - "NO!!!"
Jason - "Why the hell not?"
Grace -"Because I don't want to!! Can't you see im in the middle of something??"
Jason - "No?"
Alec - "... You know what? I think im going to stay outa this one.."
Kyle - "Some one want to get this thing outa my face?"
Rake - "Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh...."
Kyle - "WHAT THE HELL IS SO DAMN FUNNY JOSH? DO YOU THINK A GUN TO MY HEAD IS FUNNY? I HATE TO SEE WHATS SAD IN YOUR LIFE."
Tanner - "So this one time, me and Bri had butt sex but this time... I was the one taking it from behi...."
Kyle - "Ok, enough with you. How is anal going to help get this damn thing outa my face?"
Grace - "FUNYUNSSSS!!!"
Jason - "Boobs????????"
Kyle - "GRACE I WILL GET YOU A WHOLE DAMN BAG IF YOU WOULD JUST GET THIS DAMN THING OUT OF MY FACE."
Grace - "Oh... Really? That would be nice.."
Kyle - "Good God..."
So that ended the feud.. Grace was still enraged with fury of her Funyuns, but it had been subsided with the compromise I offered to her. Just remember... Snack food from Grace is like fat kids and one slice of German Chocolate Cake. You don't take either of them away from each other, or the whole thing goes into a spiral of screaming, yelling, and snack food stealing anarchy.
Christ, if you think this was bad reading, imagine writing the damn thing.
-Kyle
Thursday, April 9, 2009
Upon discovering of our little friend today,
there is something that I must say.
Searching through the computer's last seen site,
some of them made my butthole pucker up tight.
Ones of saying of Cammy from street fighter,
makes one really truly wonder.
Looking for the names for Xiao Lin Showdown really?
its quite simple: Ray, Clay, Kimiko, and Omi.
Searching for date help from Dr.Phil, to help her?
Madtv said, "Im not really a docter."
Watching Grey's Anatomy from NBC?
I didn't know you were thirty.
Dancing With the Stars, you actually vote for that shit?
Shows like that canceled good ones, like Arrested Developement.
Don't deny it, it's all clear
There isn't really anything to fear.
You may like these half ass shows,
Even if all of them do blow.
Go and watch the shows that you must tend,
For we know now our little friend.
-Kyle
there is something that I must say.
Searching through the computer's last seen site,
some of them made my butthole pucker up tight.
Ones of saying of Cammy from street fighter,
makes one really truly wonder.
Looking for the names for Xiao Lin Showdown really?
its quite simple: Ray, Clay, Kimiko, and Omi.
Searching for date help from Dr.Phil, to help her?
Madtv said, "Im not really a docter."
Watching Grey's Anatomy from NBC?
I didn't know you were thirty.
Dancing With the Stars, you actually vote for that shit?
Shows like that canceled good ones, like Arrested Developement.
Don't deny it, it's all clear
There isn't really anything to fear.
You may like these half ass shows,
Even if all of them do blow.
Go and watch the shows that you must tend,
For we know now our little friend.
-Kyle
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