DMV? More like Department of Gathering of Freaks and Weirdos (DGFW)

So today after school I, and a family friend, head off to the DMV. I had not got a chance to get it, due to the fact that the lady last time gave me a fucking nasty look, and some racial comments. Here is what happend LAST week, when I should have gotten it.

Lady - (Pauses)
Kyle - "Good afternoon."
Lady - "Hmph.."
Kyle - "Riii...ght.. Well I'm here for a class C permit."
(Shows paper work)
Lady - "Well do you have your parent or legal guardian?"
Kyle - "No, neither of them could make it. I brought a family friend though."
Lady - "Well YOU need to have your parents here with you, they MUST sign for your permit, but they DON'T have to sign for your license."
Kyle - "Uh..huh... So what do you suggest I do then?"
Lady - "UGH.. Here take these. Have them sign where they must. (Places 'X's where it needs to be signed.)
Kyle - "And all I do is bring this back, and she (pointing to family friend) can sign for me?"
Lady - "That's it.."
Kyle - "Oh... Well ok. Thank you."
Lady - "Yep... (under breath) fucking gook.."
Kyle - "What was that?"
Lady - "Oh uh...... I got a new puppy, his name is Duke."
Kyle - "Aw that's nice."

Yep, that's how it went down last week. That lady was not only a pain in the ass to deal with, she was quite the racist.

But today was comepletely different. I'm going to do this as 24, so bare with me here.

-The following takes place between 3:00 p.m and 3:05 p.m-
The family friend and I show up at the DMV.
There is a long line to the counter.. It's going to be a while.
I look around, boring and it smells as if some one rubbed their pits all over the walls.
I pull out my Ipod, and jam out to techno.

-The following takes place between 3:05 p.m and 3:15 p.m-
The techno remix for September by Earth, Wind, and Fire comes on. I jam out.

-The following takes place between 3:15 p.m and 3:20 p.m-
Some blonde chick cuts in front of me.
If she were fucking ugly, I tell here to move her dumbass outa the way.
But she was hot, so I let it be.
"Dumb bitch.."

-The following takes place between 3:20 p.m and 3:30 p.m-
An asian girl across the room keeps looking at me.
I see in her eyes she wants to S my D.
She keeps smacking her lips in my general direction.
I wave, she then turns away.
But when I look straight ahead, out of my peripheral vision she is still looking at me.
Now I'm scared.

-The following takes place between 3:30 p.m and 3:33 p.m-
Some douchebag in aviators walks in.
Tucked in green shirt with "Save the planet" purposely faded out.
Along with his younger brother and some ugly ass girl friend.
"Douche bag.."

-The following takes place between 3:33 p.m and 3:35 p.m-
A pair of lesbians walk in. Im arroused.
They look familiar..

-The following takes place between 3:35 p.m and 3:45 p.m-
Waiting in line still.
Now I gotta pee. Great..

-The following takes place between 3:45 p.m and 3:50 p.m-
Oh! School.. I knew they looked familiar..

-The following takes place between 3:50 p.m and 3:51 p.m-
The lady ahead of me complements my shirt.
I thank her, and show her the rules on my arm.
She and her daughter laugh.
lightens up the mood atleast.
Still smells like pits in here though..

-The following takes place between 3:51 p.m and 4:00 p.m-
The lady at the counter flags me down.
Thank God it's not that racial bitch from last week.
I greet the lady at the counter, shes much nicer.

-The following takes place between 4:00 p.m and 4:15 p.m-
Paper work is exchanged.
Signitures go all over the damn place.
They give me a sight test, with my glasses on.
But they make me read the top line.... Is it because im asain?
She then tells me to read the 5th line, oh fuck..

-The following takes place between 4:15 p.m and 4:25 p.m-
More paper work.
Good God, I didn't think these assholes would need so much information.
What else do you need? My blood type? Or perhaps sperm count? Sickos..
The family friend then signs all over the place.
"Turn Me Up" comes on.

-The following takes place between 4:25 p.m and 4:35 p.m-
I take my test.
First two questions were "What is your name?" and "When were you born?"
I thought this was part of the test... Nope..
I pass. 21 out of 27.. Aint too bad..

-The following takes place between 4:35 p.m and 4:37 p.m-
Wait in ANOTHER line..
What.
The.
Fuck..
But I'm watching some lady get her license picture done. Thing about her is.. Shes got a damn eye-patch on. Shes a pirate.
I laughed softly.

-The following takes place between 4:37 p.m and 4:40 p.m-
Sign a couple more papers, and they say I'm good to go.
Christ sakes.. Bout damn time..

I look around still when we're leaving the building. A child and a father walk in. At first i thought the child was a midget, due to the fact that the child had literally no hair. Not even remains of hair. You know, when you look at a bald guy, hes got a grey tint to his head. This kid, not so much. It was as if some one took Nair, and rubbed it all over this poor kids head. Shame.. Another family walks in, a mexican family. No english, and all twelve children come in and take seats. Even though there are only 5 available, they still manage to fit every one in a chair. And the daughter getting her permit is an overweight girl with a too tight fitting Abecrombe shirt, and TOO little of a skirt. Nasty..

But when I walked out the front door, I waved so long to this horrible place....

Gotta come back in a couple of months for my own license. Fuck..

-Kyle