Upon discovering of our little friend today,
there is something that I must say.
Searching through the computer's last seen site,
some of them made my butthole pucker up tight.
Ones of saying of Cammy from street fighter,
makes one really truly wonder.
Looking for the names for Xiao Lin Showdown really?
its quite simple: Ray, Clay, Kimiko, and Omi.
Searching for date help from Dr.Phil, to help her?
Madtv said, "Im not really a docter."
Watching Grey's Anatomy from NBC?
I didn't know you were thirty.
Dancing With the Stars, you actually vote for that shit?
Shows like that canceled good ones, like Arrested Developement.
Don't deny it, it's all clear
There isn't really anything to fear.
You may like these half ass shows,
Even if all of them do blow.
Go and watch the shows that you must tend,
For we know now our little friend.

-Kyle