SO this one ti.... Nope I got Nothing..

Yeah... Today was a pretty mellow kinda day.



Not a whole lot happened today. I got around to draw Chase as an action comic hero. And I'm just going to say. He looks like Loz from Advent children, but with a suit on. He has zilch powers but, as a gift from John, he has been given weapons of his own. Called Duel Hounds (Actual name, look it up if you don't believe me), he uses them for offense and deffense capabilities.

So Jason has a nemesis of his own, and and the teams are set and even.

Aside from that, today after lunch I remembered that I still have to pay off the fines of my library book from school. I bum Alec twenty cents. At first he gave me a quarter, but something clicked in his head to give me two dimes and a nickle. He just doesn't like holding an excess amount of change in his wimpy velcro wallet evidently.

I asked for twenty, thanks for the extra five. IM GOING TO DISNEYLAND!

Not a whole lot happened today.. Got a chance to read Daniel's blog.. I must say... The choice of words he uses is impressive. "Pandora's box of Doritos" made me laugh my ass off.

But here is a song for you.. I think you might know what this is.

And i bid you all a good night. And a pleasent tomarrow.

Let's get down to business
To defeat the Huns
Did they send me daughters
When I asked for sons?
You're the saddest bunch
I ever met
But you can bet
Before we're through
Mister, I'll make a man out of you


Tranquil as a forest
But on fire within
Once you find your center you are sure to win
You're a spineless, pale pathetic lot
And you haven't got a clue
Somehow I'll make a man out of you


I'm never gonna catch my breath
Say good-bye to those who knew me
Boy, was I a fool in school for cutting gym
This guy's got 'em scared to death
Hope he doesn't seeright through me
Now I really wish that I knew how to swim


(Be a man)
We must be swift as the coursing river
(Be a man)
With all the force of a great typhoon
(Be a man)
With all the strength of a raging fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon


Time is racing toward ustill the Huns arrive
Heed my every orderand you might survive
You're unsuited forthe rage of war
So pack up, go home you're through
How could I make a man out of you?


(Be a man)
We must be swift as the coursing river
(Be a man)
With all the force of a great typhoon
(Be a man)
With all the strength of a raging fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon


(Be a man)
We must be swift as the Coursing river
(Be a man)
With all the force of a great typhoon
(Be a man)
With all the streng thof a raging fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon


I promise I'll write about something tomarrow lol, tonight is pretty dull.

Characters..

I am assuming that every one knows what the deal is. Ever since I drew that picture of me and Alec fighting, everyone wants in on their own Action Comic Hero.

And now im left stranded drawing characters for each and every single one of you who read this.

I draw what is fit for your guys personalities. And now evidently there are sides of which do battle, and everyone has their own nemesis.

Way to take a picture that took me 30mins, and stretch it out to being a whole story line.

Don't think that I hate doing this, this is actually kinda fun, and great to hear what you guys have to say about the artworks I do for ya. But these are the models I used (Some not exact. But character wise) for each of your own characters.

Lisa's wasn't hard. Everyone agreed that she would render powerless but, given that she doesn't have super powers, she makes up in stealth and precision. So I used Ibuki from Street fighter to get the model for her.

For Taylor, since he did not like the other pre-drawing of himself as an action comic hero, I recomposed his posture. Though this doesn't exactly

look like him, he fits the description for a "Skinny white guy".

Jason likes this guy from naruto, and to be honest I think hes the most badass of them all. His name is Shino Aburame (thank god for google, and wikipedia). Though he won't look exactly like him, it'll be pretty close.

Sean... Well.. Alright, lets get this out of the way. Who can say they didn't see this coming? I mean, this role fits Sean just perfect. Hes got the whole Sean feel to the thing, so hes a lich (undead mage thing).

We also decided to even out the playing field for both sides. So John here will be playing the "I don't have super powers, but I got enough bombs, grenades, and other explosives to put Hiroshima back in the stone age."

With the added bonus of firearms as well.

This guy will be me, I do think I resemble him just a little bit. He is Mitsurugi, from Soul Calibur. But with the added effect for the whole "super powers"

Knowing that I WOULD have to fight Alec, I only find it suitable to fight some one of this guy's stature. I was thinking mixing Dante here with Sasuke or something of that nature.. Or any combination of people.

And then there was one left. I need some one to make 8, to make it even for both sides. BUT the catch is, he has to be a rival to Jason.

SO... I want everyone in this, help Jason and give him a nemesis!

But thats about it..

Hope you guys like who I made references off of.

DMV? More like Department of Gathering of Freaks and Weirdos (DGFW)

So today after school I, and a family friend, head off to the DMV. I had not got a chance to get it, due to the fact that the lady last time gave me a fucking nasty look, and some racial comments. Here is what happend LAST week, when I should have gotten it.

Lady - (Pauses)
Kyle - "Good afternoon."
Lady - "Hmph.."
Kyle - "Riii...ght.. Well I'm here for a class C permit."
(Shows paper work)
Lady - "Well do you have your parent or legal guardian?"
Kyle - "No, neither of them could make it. I brought a family friend though."
Lady - "Well YOU need to have your parents here with you, they MUST sign for your permit, but they DON'T have to sign for your license."
Kyle - "Uh..huh... So what do you suggest I do then?"
Lady - "UGH.. Here take these. Have them sign where they must. (Places 'X's where it needs to be signed.)
Kyle - "And all I do is bring this back, and she (pointing to family friend) can sign for me?"
Lady - "That's it.."
Kyle - "Oh... Well ok. Thank you."
Lady - "Yep... (under breath) fucking gook.."
Kyle - "What was that?"
Lady - "Oh uh...... I got a new puppy, his name is Duke."
Kyle - "Aw that's nice."

Yep, that's how it went down last week. That lady was not only a pain in the ass to deal with, she was quite the racist.

But today was comepletely different. I'm going to do this as 24, so bare with me here.

-The following takes place between 3:00 p.m and 3:05 p.m-
The family friend and I show up at the DMV.
There is a long line to the counter.. It's going to be a while.
I look around, boring and it smells as if some one rubbed their pits all over the walls.
I pull out my Ipod, and jam out to techno.

-The following takes place between 3:05 p.m and 3:15 p.m-
The techno remix for September by Earth, Wind, and Fire comes on. I jam out.

-The following takes place between 3:15 p.m and 3:20 p.m-
Some blonde chick cuts in front of me.
If she were fucking ugly, I tell here to move her dumbass outa the way.
But she was hot, so I let it be.
"Dumb bitch.."

-The following takes place between 3:20 p.m and 3:30 p.m-
An asian girl across the room keeps looking at me.
I see in her eyes she wants to S my D.
She keeps smacking her lips in my general direction.
I wave, she then turns away.
But when I look straight ahead, out of my peripheral vision she is still looking at me.
Now I'm scared.

-The following takes place between 3:30 p.m and 3:33 p.m-
Some douchebag in aviators walks in.
Tucked in green shirt with "Save the planet" purposely faded out.
Along with his younger brother and some ugly ass girl friend.
"Douche bag.."

-The following takes place between 3:33 p.m and 3:35 p.m-
A pair of lesbians walk in. Im arroused.
They look familiar..

-The following takes place between 3:35 p.m and 3:45 p.m-
Waiting in line still.
Now I gotta pee. Great..

-The following takes place between 3:45 p.m and 3:50 p.m-
Oh! School.. I knew they looked familiar..

-The following takes place between 3:50 p.m and 3:51 p.m-
The lady ahead of me complements my shirt.
I thank her, and show her the rules on my arm.
She and her daughter laugh.
lightens up the mood atleast.
Still smells like pits in here though..

-The following takes place between 3:51 p.m and 4:00 p.m-
The lady at the counter flags me down.
Thank God it's not that racial bitch from last week.
I greet the lady at the counter, shes much nicer.

-The following takes place between 4:00 p.m and 4:15 p.m-
Paper work is exchanged.
Signitures go all over the damn place.
They give me a sight test, with my glasses on.
But they make me read the top line.... Is it because im asain?
She then tells me to read the 5th line, oh fuck..

-The following takes place between 4:15 p.m and 4:25 p.m-
More paper work.
Good God, I didn't think these assholes would need so much information.
What else do you need? My blood type? Or perhaps sperm count? Sickos..
The family friend then signs all over the place.
"Turn Me Up" comes on.

-The following takes place between 4:25 p.m and 4:35 p.m-
I take my test.
First two questions were "What is your name?" and "When were you born?"
I thought this was part of the test... Nope..
I pass. 21 out of 27.. Aint too bad..

-The following takes place between 4:35 p.m and 4:37 p.m-
Wait in ANOTHER line..
What.
The.
Fuck..
But I'm watching some lady get her license picture done. Thing about her is.. Shes got a damn eye-patch on. Shes a pirate.
I laughed softly.

-The following takes place between 4:37 p.m and 4:40 p.m-
Sign a couple more papers, and they say I'm good to go.
Christ sakes.. Bout damn time..

I look around still when we're leaving the building. A child and a father walk in. At first i thought the child was a midget, due to the fact that the child had literally no hair. Not even remains of hair. You know, when you look at a bald guy, hes got a grey tint to his head. This kid, not so much. It was as if some one took Nair, and rubbed it all over this poor kids head. Shame.. Another family walks in, a mexican family. No english, and all twelve children come in and take seats. Even though there are only 5 available, they still manage to fit every one in a chair. And the daughter getting her permit is an overweight girl with a too tight fitting Abecrombe shirt, and TOO little of a skirt. Nasty..

But when I walked out the front door, I waved so long to this horrible place....

Gotta come back in a couple of months for my own license. Fuck..

-Kyle

PYROLEE

This guy right here, I've seen him play Street Fighter Third Strike. He is a professional Yun player, and I idolize him for kicking so much ass.

I was bored this morning, after cleaning the house. I was watching what was on T.V at the moment. Some faggish looking red neck talking about how to assemble your very own 4x4 rav 18 gas guzzling truck. Aweseome..

So i was trying to think why the hell would this be on? Oh yea.. that's right. Saturday, Spike T.V thought it would be a good idea to play ALL OF THE FUCKING STARWARS MOVIES IN ONE DAY. Of course it being Saturday, nothing was on. So we watched it. And it didn't play it as 1,2,3,4,5,6.. it played in this order (correct me if im wrong) 4,5,6,1,2,3.. There might be a 7th movie in there but im not concerned about it at the moment.

Anyways.. I flipped through the channels and saw Recess was on. God, that is an awesome show.. The best thing about it, it was on for at least a good 3 hours. So I sat there, watching recess, while at the same time watching Daigo videos on Youtube. On Recess, one of my favorite ones, Mikey rips his pants and does this whole list of pants ideas. From barrel pants, to Gretchin's U.S.S.R space pants (god knows where she gets the materials for such things. Unless shes on an espionage mission?), down to paper mache. But I watched Daigo's parry video on John's Chun Lee's ultra. So I thought to myself:

"I like to play Yun.. Perhaps there are professional Yun players in that EVO tournament that I just haven't seen yet." Sure enough, I found some. An American player by the name of "Pyrolee" played as Yun in the tournament. Even though he didn't face Wong at the finals, hes skills are incedible. Check this video out when he fought against AFM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qu8tbp54e54

I want to master the skills he has. Christ if only I could play like that.. *sigh*

But nothing unusual today, perhaps tomarrow will yield much more topics to talk about.

Its got a tail?

So yesterday, after school and all, a list of individuals decide to go to Jason's house. Of course Thrid Strike was going to be held, but, of course, Jason wishes to show Alec, Taylor, John, and myself what the internet had to offer to us for laughs.

The occasional Youtube, and all of its "Begging to be popular" videos. Only a hand full of videos are only good, most of them suck or the person getting recorded looks like a mack truck slammed into their face and not even reconstructive surgery can help them from being so god awful looking. But nothing today, sad.. sad youtube..

But wait.. what is this? Jason has another video up his sleeve. One that he says is most amusing. He claims it to be the most awkward anime hes ever seen. One that was proposed by him by a friend. So we agree to watch it.

Just a note before i discuss the video of this "Funny as shit" anime, that it really was funny as shit. Think something along the line of... If Yu-gi-oh cross bred with like Inuyasha, and toss in some Love Hina. And scramble all that with some stupidity, and that'll give you the anime we watched. I'm not saying I didn't like it, I loved it (Not so much). And just to add a little more depth into this video: If Donald where there watching it, he would lose his tiny little mind to the fact of a furry being there.

The anime we watched for 22 some minutes was called To...Tok...Toko... I can't eff'ing remember, but some where along the line it was called something like that. But anyways, we start to watch it. Right off the start, we already see some bug eyed lookin mofo, looking off a bridge when its raining. He doesn't mind it. I just want to say, the kid in this anime looks like hes twelve. He has not even reached puberty, hes testicles have not yet dropped, and he gets nosebleeds up the asshole. Not to mention, he is terribly afraid of girls. But continuing with the show, of course, out comes some random anime hotty, that has the hots for this twelve year old child. And as said before, hes scared of her because she "Loves" him and all that cliche anime shit. He gets a nosebleed when ever she touches him... that or giving his O face.

All this sounds like a normal anime right? Of course John is in the background yelling:

"Wheres the sword fight??"

Oh John, you are so right.. this isn't a proper anime without some one with a sword or sword like object. But Jason assures there is no swordplay in this anime.

However, this anime chick has such a bad case of "I want to S your D", she does what ever she can to get to him. Which still burns in my mind of, why does this chick like this kid? She a cougar? A sexual predator perhaps?

Which all this happens by the way of the most cliche place for ANY anime to be held... Oh yeah, FUCKING HIGHSCHOOL, HOW ORIGINAL. I mean for fucks sake, lets put it in some where no one would have expected it to be? Like a factory, or.. Middle aged America.. And have them fighting something else that's NOT supernatural. Some thing epic like these topics:

1) Gay Rights
2) Gay people
3) Chuck Norris or some kung fu like personal
4) Terrorism
5) Horrible Actors.. (DAKOTA FANNING)
6) Horrible Movies, Bitch puh-lease..
7) Ok, not Chuck Norris
8) Pokemon
9) HIT ON DEBRA
10) Puppies!!!

etc. etc. etc....

But this all builds to the climax of the whole episode we're watching. Which the title of the episode is "My First Time". She gives him a note... a love note, how nice. Tells him to go to the spot where it ALL BEGAN.

Now here is my arguement. I believe it to be a flash back. Jason chooses it to believe it to be a Fast Foward into Time.. Which if I remember correctly doesn't exist. Which is the note said, "where it all began". NOW if it where to say "where it all WOULD HAVE all began", then perhaps it could be a time warp into the future kinda thing.

But aside from that, he meets her in there. Looks into the horizon from the 23rd floor from his highschool building, and relieves a long hard felt *sigh*. Then out of no where she shows up. Walks casual towards him. Of course he freaks the fuck out, and loses his mind. She then, of course, comes up close to him and gives him such a wet one, he still drools afterwards. That and stripping off all of his and HER clothes off. She then follows up with the lifting of the skirt, showing off what he could of had. He screams for his family, and even his pet goldfish. How pathetic is that shit? A fish? Really? THEN finds out after they had swapped spit that shes a furry.

Now at this moment, everything in this section would be have the "Caps Lock" button with the words "Now this is another cliche moment in anime, one of which an individual shares the attributes with an animal. Especially one spliced with a Cat or Dog like animal."

But he soon flips out, and is confused when he sees her. Now I don't speak japanese, but in the translations at the bottom fo the T.V her excuse for being a furry is that shes cosplaying. Which is witty and stupid at the same time. I lol'd along with everyone else. She goes off on some explanation, on Spiritual garbage and what not. He is now "One" with her and all that weird anime nonsense. She has a brother evidently, and says that it can not be so. So ,the brother and the combined furry/child thing, duel each other. The furry child thing, pulls out a massive looking fireball, and hurls it towards the brother, ending the duel. The furry splits with the 12 year old, and says some more nonsense of the (Im doing this with my index, and middle finger quotation marks) Spiritual World. Ending the episode with her butt ass naked, with a passed out child in her arms.

Soon after, Chase shows up. And we all played Street fighter for the rest of the day, and into te night.

Good God. Now if ANY of you guys have anything you have to contradict what I just said, by all means post a blog about it. I WOULD LOVE TO SEE WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY.

-Kyle

Snack Food

Well, everyone is giving me a difficult time with this blogging thing, so here is my blog of the day.



Today started like any other, dragging my ass outa bed and making myelf lunch. I look at the prepared snack foods that I do like with my lunch, and noticed something quite odd. Doritos... They are good, and especially good when they are habanero, but they dont measure up to the salty goodness of Funyuns. I don't know why, but Funyuns seem good with any kind of sandwich product, or that just may be me. But while I quarrel in my thoughts on how Funyuns overpower Doritos, I look to see that we don't have any lunch meat.. Moose that son of a bitch, took the last few slices, and what the hell am I to make with no sandwich meat product? I freak the hell out, there is nothing!! But wait, what is this shinning light coming from the meat drawer within the fridge? By the heavens and skies its the all mighty bacon! So I prepare my no so much BLT and call it just B. And the funny thing about later today Grace was so kind to leave her bag of Funyuns on the table, up for grabs anyone? I take the bag, Alec takes a few rings. Tanner is begging me like when you taunt a eight year old child with promises to go to the dollar store for a shitty-half-ass-chinese-lead-filled piece of shit, but I end up giving a couple rings as well. And by what others had said I "savagely demolished" the bag into crumbs at the bottom. Grace soon finds out about this scenario, and is in a "what the fuck?" moment. She soon flips shit, and goes on a rampage on how shes going to kill who ever took the Funyuns. I wet myself, knowing she'll pull out a gun or firearm like weapon and blast the head off whom ever takes the responsability. I point to Alec to sacrifice his life for us around him, he then turns to me and points at the residue of Funyun on my muscular mustache. Grace then reaches in her bag, at this point I wet myelf. She then pulls out to be what looks like a handle, I scream. The item from the bag reveals itself, and Grace uses it to threaten me. Her eyes turn red with the blood of hate and revenge. She did want those Funyuns, and was willing to take my life in exchange for them. Pointing the weapon to the center of my forehead, she whispers to me

"You should've asked..."

*Click*

My mind is racing, all these thoughts of what I wanted to be, or how I'll be "that guy" at the top of some pyramid scheme. I keep thinking to myself though... Murder for Funyuns? Seems pretty logical, but would death be the answer for eaten Funyuns?? I tell her that I can give them back to her. I attempt to induce vomiting, and give back what ever left over Funyun that my stomach hasn't disinagrated. She claims that will not help her with the empty bag. I continue to try to talk to her with reason, but of course being in Grace's point of view, nothing seems reasonal. At this point everyone is just, of course, watching as one of their friends attempts to murder another. If I wanted mild violence I would've offered ourselves to the Jerry Springer show or Price is Right (The Price is Right isn't really violent, just its viewers. The total sum of 60-80 year old grandparents, yelling at the T.V. Shouting their bet as if Bob Barker himself could hear them. And of course, every single one of those stupid shits betting on a "hotdog shaving peeling banana opener" bet WAY over the original price of the stupid thing).

Kyle - "Grace come on, its a deep fried vegatable. You don't need that garbage in your system. So in reality, you should be thanking me. Or better yet, I have the weapon and pointing it at you for being stupid."
Grace - "That doesn't matter! You ate my FUNYUNS.. Now you gotta pay for what you've done."
Jason - "Grace, show me your boobs."
Grace - "NO!!!"
Jason - "Why the hell not?"
Grace -"Because I don't want to!! Can't you see im in the middle of something??"
Jason - "No?"
Alec - "... You know what? I think im going to stay outa this one.."
Kyle - "Some one want to get this thing outa my face?"
Rake - "Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh...."
Kyle - "WHAT THE HELL IS SO DAMN FUNNY JOSH? DO YOU THINK A GUN TO MY HEAD IS FUNNY? I HATE TO SEE WHATS SAD IN YOUR LIFE."
Tanner - "So this one time, me and Bri had butt sex but this time... I was the one taking it from behi...."
Kyle - "Ok, enough with you. How is anal going to help get this damn thing outa my face?"
Grace - "FUNYUNSSSS!!!"
Jason - "Boobs????????"
Kyle - "GRACE I WILL GET YOU A WHOLE DAMN BAG IF YOU WOULD JUST GET THIS DAMN THING OUT OF MY FACE."
Grace - "Oh... Really? That would be nice.."
Kyle - "Good God..."

So that ended the feud.. Grace was still enraged with fury of her Funyuns, but it had been subsided with the compromise I offered to her. Just remember... Snack food from Grace is like fat kids and one slice of German Chocolate Cake. You don't take either of them away from each other, or the whole thing goes into a spiral of screaming, yelling, and snack food stealing anarchy.

Christ, if you think this was bad reading, imagine writing the damn thing.

-Kyle

Upon discovering of our little friend today,
there is something that I must say.
Searching through the computer's last seen site,
some of them made my butthole pucker up tight.
Ones of saying of Cammy from street fighter,
makes one really truly wonder.
Looking for the names for Xiao Lin Showdown really?
its quite simple: Ray, Clay, Kimiko, and Omi.
Searching for date help from Dr.Phil, to help her?
Madtv said, "Im not really a docter."
Watching Grey's Anatomy from NBC?
I didn't know you were thirty.
Dancing With the Stars, you actually vote for that shit?
Shows like that canceled good ones, like Arrested Developement.
Don't deny it, it's all clear
There isn't really anything to fear.
You may like these half ass shows,
Even if all of them do blow.
Go and watch the shows that you must tend,
For we know now our little friend.

-Kyle