SO WHERE DO I POST?

So im posting right now. Due to recent death threats, and unholy beckoning im posting out of the goodness of my heart. Question is, what do i post about? Life here in Baltimore is boring as shit, and there isnt much to do when one of your grandparents cant rememver who you are, and calls me racial slurs when i do not get her an alcoholic beverage such as: Gook, chinaman, slits, zipperhead, or just rice patty making- samurai fighting- huri kuri committin- slant eyed- brock look alike- mother fucker. It hurts yes, but i can see past that. Im not as ignorant as some people make me out to be. Or just one of them has come sort of vietnam flashback, and starts making "The works bombs" and setting them off in the backyard. Creepy yes, scared for my life? yes. But intriguing? Hells yes. Though none of that has actually happened, it would be a cool kind of thing to be having to dodge-roll into my house every day, because one of them will pull out a gun or throw knives. Doing so, i would presumably kick over a table, and roll it as i walked over towards the wall, absorbing the infinite bullets that are showering it. From there, i make a distraction, pull some sort of Jet Lee jump, pull my pinky and ring finger towards my palm, flexing out my middle and index finger, with my thumb on end, and whisper.
"Bang"

But on a side note. Some of you call me "John" due to my insufficient funds, though some of you are in the same boat as I am in... Well. Maybe all of you. Yeah. All of you are kind of in the same situation I am in.

Yes I am jewish when it comes to spending. But this is coming from a guy who spent 100 some bucks on a god damn polyester Yoko figure (but a god damn good looking one. I mean uhh... Yeah.. Gross... Good looking, what the hell am i talking about? What the fuck right? ahahahahha......*crying*).

But yes, spending money which I currently do not have available is no joking manner. It is a habit to tend to buy what ever you so wish. If we all did that, Apple would not be the only one having guys in black suits knocking at your door, and falsely accusing you and your family of being some sort of neo-terrorist.

But yes, i take my money very seriously, as should everyone. For Alec on the other hand.... Making almost 9 bucks an hour, jokingly. I SAID JOKINGLY. SO GET ALL HISSY-PISSY BOUT THIS. Exclaims i should purchase the second coming of unruly acquaintances on the battlefield (Bad Company 2). I got defensive, yes, i am to blame. But I cant tell whether or not Alec tells a joke. His jokes are bout as funny as Louie Anderson on the Family Fued making wisecracks at black families. They're more racial and hurtful than "omg thats so funny, im going to remember that."

People that HAVE made me laugh do it so that its not directed towards just me (though "rice bucket" and other asian jokes are funneled towards me. Solely on the fact that I am the only Asian in the "clique" or "posse" of friends that everyone is affiliated with, which sucks cause i guess im the most intolerable to asian wisecracks from crackers and wetbacks. Yeah, i said it. Want to fight bout it? Didnt think so).

But as everyone can see, this economy is slowly getting its shit back together. I dont know what Obama thinks hes going to do with a multi-billion dollar health care bill, but God damnit, if it means that I have to give 20 bucks more for taxes to a run down- trailor family of one black babies daddy, and a white bimbo who magically have seven children, two being from that bimbo, and the rest coming from accumulated other bitches, then so be it. But like hell will i stand aside and let this happen, but i more than likely will. Since there is nothing i can do to prevent it or stop it. Petition my ass, papers dont solve anything, it takes one dbag in the senate who says "health care? What the fuck is that? I got my doctor for free, what the fuck is this "reform" thing? Honestly, if i cared a little bit, i wouldnt let some Nigerian President send out a MULTI-BILLION dollar reform bill." But as the time flies, so does the bill. It being barely passed in the senate. Fuck, we are all screwed.

But i do not have the job as president, so i cant technically be upset with him. Hes doing a fine job. It'll only be a matter of time before some one does anything about it.

But yes, with the economy again, I am applying for another job or two. Alec being a dingle berry about it, calling me a "John" with my money. I did it. I applied for 5 other stores (not gas station affiliated or BUCKY'S. HONESTLY, FUCK YOU WHO EVER SAID I WORKED AT A BUCKY'S. WHAT THE FUCK, ITS BAD ENOUGH I WORK AT A GAS STATION, BUT FUCK SAKES STOP TAP DANCING ON MY NUTSACK). One of the stores i applied for is a Gamesworkshop store, which produces miniatures for table top gaming. I am a fan of the whole Warhammer 40k series, so I would absolutely love to get a job working for them. Also ive sent one out to Costco (11 times now) and the neighborly Home Depot. I hope some word gets back to me.