There was supoose to be a "T" in the... Ya know?

So as seeing as that no one is blogging now, I have taken it to my duty to now type to you guys now.
You have one of those days that when you do something everything goes horribly wrong? Well that happened to be when I tried to take a poopie. It all started when I had the urge to drop off the kids to the pool, and Oh my dear lord was it the most horrible urge to. So when I went over to the bathroom to bomb hiroshima, I settled myself in, and braced for impact in the shallow pool of fecal matter and urine.
So when I sprouted my chacolate banana, I pushed. Jesus it was a ridiculous size, even for myself. It felt amazing afterwards. The "I just took the biggest dump in my life" is probaly by far one of the most satisfying experiences one can enjoy.

So afterwards when I flush and wash my hands, my butthole kinda hurts. I thought, "Oh I think i might of pushed a little too hard. It'll go away in a bit."

NOPE

That damn feeling was there for atleast half the day. I could barely sit in a Gawd Damn chair. So I tried many manuevers to not sit on the gapping hole in my ass. It hurts so damn much, holy shit I thought I might cry.

But as the day wore on, the pain in my asshole slowly subsided. And it just hit me, I think I gave myself a pink sock. Then I DID cry. But then I kinda put together that, it could only happen if I were "Inserted" with .... something..
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dick..
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*sobs*

Oh and for all the slang terms to take a "Poop" is what I found.

http://www.heptune.com/poopword.html

So that ends my day. And heres my candidate for the media warefare.



Check Mate DOUCHEBAGS.