First Miley, Now Venessa... Where's Selena Gomez!?

So, as seeing that no one is blogging (except for John) I'll do the honors of starting us off.


So my mom and I went to her friends house. All her friends are from college, and just happened to be around the Baltimore area. But anyways, we're over there and for dinner we got some veitnamese noodles. Now from what I was told is that the sauce for it (a soy sauce kind of paste) was a home made recipe. Like most people, I do not pay any attention towards anything I eat. Even though I am about to start now. So I ate a whole fucking bowl of this stuff. Was good, I mean any asain food is good. But today, oh god..


My insides feel as if they had been on roller coaster of bowel movements. It feels terrible. I mean, waking up, take a dump..


Take my car to the mechanic to get the "Check Engine" light off. I thought that all I needed was a routine oil change, well.. THINGS DON'T ALWAYS GO ACCORDING PLAN. I needed a new vacuum hose, my was evidently torn to shit. And that shit costed me 474 FUCKING DOLLARS. I am a broke ass nigguh, and gots no money to pay for child support.


But then, when I drop off my car at the mechanic we go out shopping. Even after shopping, my bowels were a loose pickle jar everyone has had a chance to open. And after letting 3 - 4 people attempt to open the jar, they have loosend it for the 5th person. Well my colon could barely keep itself together. I RAN to get all the groceries in the house. Ran to the bathroom. Locked door. Started panting. But the relief you feel when you take a massive dump was AMAZING.


Well enough with that.


Now.. When I opened up my windows explorer. Hate all you want. But once opening the Internet Explorer, my homepage is on HP Laptop home thing. Its got all this news about shit thats going on at the moment. So.. Venessa Hudgens.. High School Musical jesebel fuck. But a beautiful one.. WELL.. She has nude photos of herself, and it magically has been uploaded to our world wide web. Well.. I had to see for myself. I start up ol' Mr. Google. And this what I punch in the search bar: "Venessa Hudgens Pic". Well first thing that came to mind was.. damn she has a nice body. And second.. Why in the hell would she post this shit on the web? But third.. I was kinda glad she did, I always wondered what she looked like naked.


Well to save you all the trouble of searching yourselves. I have taken the liberty of uploading these pictures. And I will not take any credit for finding/uploading them. I will take no responsability for what will happen to anyone with this material being placed as "child pornography".

AND NOW FOR THE MEDIA OFF!

Even though these pictures have already won me the gold.