Kinda Creepy.

Ok

I am honored to be the pinnicle of this drawing phenomenon.
But I have too, drawn myself. To show you bastards how its done.

I do like being drawn in so many different ways. But it is starting to creep the shit outa me just a little bit. I mean its like I got the attention of a freak show celebrity. Now my computer is doing that typing thing when you type something wrong, and you go to the mistake and correct it, it doesnt moved the whole word over. Just writes over. Fuck this thing.

Now, I know that I am not a book kinda guy but, there is this one book that I picked up in Barns & Nobles. The book is called "The Alphabet of Manliness". I am seriously considering composing a library of hilarious books.

Todays Show is brought to you by the letter "A".

"A" is for Asskicking. Here's an example.

I don't know who came up with the idea of the alphabet for men, but it seems like th ekind of book for me. God damn, I should've bought it.

But I feel so left out, not being able to create a short story of my own. I think all I can do is illustrate for the author. That being Jason or.. Kinsey. Taylor I'm sorry to say that all your stories end up being with two guys making out, and living happily ever after. Even though that is a disgusting ending and no one wants to hear about it. It's quite gay. Maybe you should enter the realm of Gay Romance Novels. Hilarious? I think so.

But Jason's remark to us being "Brutes" and Alec being "Appriciative" are two things that are purely false. How the hell can Alec appriciate the story, if he binges on fucking frosted animal crackers and talks about having constipation. Which leads me to conclude that Alec's sudden constipation is in fact caused by unhealthy eating. Coinsidence? Perhaps. But its PURE FACT MY CHILD.

And I'm sure that all of us can appriciate a good story. And only if its a good story. None of the slow and boring ones. But Jason's material is good quality.

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