Needs Shoes

Ok, so here is the deal.

I got nothing to write about, and its just a boring boring day. But since we're on the subject of apple I would like to write a little something about him. Here is a big of a poem for him.

Ahem.

The Loud Apple

Oh Apple, how sweet your cries
Just the sound of when your character dies.

Playing any game, Left 4 Dead or Bad Company
With me, Josh, Conner, Thanh, Jason, and Kinzey. (forgive me John if I have spelled your name wrong..)

You bitching, and screaming "WHAT THE FU.."
Sounds like a beaten wife on Oprah.

We tell you to stop your complaining
But you bitch and moan about everything.

Just shut the fuck up already
You little ol Jewish Lady.

I have beaten you in Marvel vs. Capcom 2
Because your ass kicking is long over due.

And for anyone who is reading this, and has Apple to see
Slap him once. NO, TWICE for me.


Thank you, and publish this when any of you become a author. But give me credibility for that, and I swaer there wont be any civil law suit against you.

Here is more useless funny for the blog wars. And for the weak hearted (i.e Taylor) look away.
But for the rest of you who know what funny is, please enjoy.