Its got a tail?

So yesterday, after school and all, a list of individuals decide to go to Jason's house. Of course Thrid Strike was going to be held, but, of course, Jason wishes to show Alec, Taylor, John, and myself what the internet had to offer to us for laughs.

The occasional Youtube, and all of its "Begging to be popular" videos. Only a hand full of videos are only good, most of them suck or the person getting recorded looks like a mack truck slammed into their face and not even reconstructive surgery can help them from being so god awful looking. But nothing today, sad.. sad youtube..

But wait.. what is this? Jason has another video up his sleeve. One that he says is most amusing. He claims it to be the most awkward anime hes ever seen. One that was proposed by him by a friend. So we agree to watch it.

Just a note before i discuss the video of this "Funny as shit" anime, that it really was funny as shit. Think something along the line of... If Yu-gi-oh cross bred with like Inuyasha, and toss in some Love Hina. And scramble all that with some stupidity, and that'll give you the anime we watched. I'm not saying I didn't like it, I loved it (Not so much). And just to add a little more depth into this video: If Donald where there watching it, he would lose his tiny little mind to the fact of a furry being there.

The anime we watched for 22 some minutes was called To...Tok...Toko... I can't eff'ing remember, but some where along the line it was called something like that. But anyways, we start to watch it. Right off the start, we already see some bug eyed lookin mofo, looking off a bridge when its raining. He doesn't mind it. I just want to say, the kid in this anime looks like hes twelve. He has not even reached puberty, hes testicles have not yet dropped, and he gets nosebleeds up the asshole. Not to mention, he is terribly afraid of girls. But continuing with the show, of course, out comes some random anime hotty, that has the hots for this twelve year old child. And as said before, hes scared of her because she "Loves" him and all that cliche anime shit. He gets a nosebleed when ever she touches him... that or giving his O face.

All this sounds like a normal anime right? Of course John is in the background yelling:

"Wheres the sword fight??"

Oh John, you are so right.. this isn't a proper anime without some one with a sword or sword like object. But Jason assures there is no swordplay in this anime.

However, this anime chick has such a bad case of "I want to S your D", she does what ever she can to get to him. Which still burns in my mind of, why does this chick like this kid? She a cougar? A sexual predator perhaps?

Which all this happens by the way of the most cliche place for ANY anime to be held... Oh yeah, FUCKING HIGHSCHOOL, HOW ORIGINAL. I mean for fucks sake, lets put it in some where no one would have expected it to be? Like a factory, or.. Middle aged America.. And have them fighting something else that's NOT supernatural. Some thing epic like these topics:

1) Gay Rights
2) Gay people
3) Chuck Norris or some kung fu like personal
4) Terrorism
5) Horrible Actors.. (DAKOTA FANNING)
6) Horrible Movies, Bitch puh-lease..
7) Ok, not Chuck Norris
8) Pokemon
9) HIT ON DEBRA
10) Puppies!!!

etc. etc. etc....

But this all builds to the climax of the whole episode we're watching. Which the title of the episode is "My First Time". She gives him a note... a love note, how nice. Tells him to go to the spot where it ALL BEGAN.

Now here is my arguement. I believe it to be a flash back. Jason chooses it to believe it to be a Fast Foward into Time.. Which if I remember correctly doesn't exist. Which is the note said, "where it all began". NOW if it where to say "where it all WOULD HAVE all began", then perhaps it could be a time warp into the future kinda thing.

But aside from that, he meets her in there. Looks into the horizon from the 23rd floor from his highschool building, and relieves a long hard felt *sigh*. Then out of no where she shows up. Walks casual towards him. Of course he freaks the fuck out, and loses his mind. She then, of course, comes up close to him and gives him such a wet one, he still drools afterwards. That and stripping off all of his and HER clothes off. She then follows up with the lifting of the skirt, showing off what he could of had. He screams for his family, and even his pet goldfish. How pathetic is that shit? A fish? Really? THEN finds out after they had swapped spit that shes a furry.

Now at this moment, everything in this section would be have the "Caps Lock" button with the words "Now this is another cliche moment in anime, one of which an individual shares the attributes with an animal. Especially one spliced with a Cat or Dog like animal."

But he soon flips out, and is confused when he sees her. Now I don't speak japanese, but in the translations at the bottom fo the T.V her excuse for being a furry is that shes cosplaying. Which is witty and stupid at the same time. I lol'd along with everyone else. She goes off on some explanation, on Spiritual garbage and what not. He is now "One" with her and all that weird anime nonsense. She has a brother evidently, and says that it can not be so. So ,the brother and the combined furry/child thing, duel each other. The furry child thing, pulls out a massive looking fireball, and hurls it towards the brother, ending the duel. The furry splits with the 12 year old, and says some more nonsense of the (Im doing this with my index, and middle finger quotation marks) Spiritual World. Ending the episode with her butt ass naked, with a passed out child in her arms.

Soon after, Chase shows up. And we all played Street fighter for the rest of the day, and into te night.

Good God. Now if ANY of you guys have anything you have to contradict what I just said, by all means post a blog about it. I WOULD LOVE TO SEE WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY.

-Kyle